bob sacamano wrote:You're a dork.

How's aerodynamics?

p.s. how's the bro working out for those man tits of yours?

Wow there is no way that is the body that Kosher dining built.

I am Birddog wrote:

bandaid wrote:No good, I would have to take wifey.

GOOD ANSWER!!!

Tell us Mr. Bandaid...whats the secret to a good marriage for people in aviation?

I'll take anal bum covers for $500, Alex.

Hey Birddy,


FOD is Foreign Object Debris. It has as much business being at an airport as you and often has the same effect on aircraft

Didn't know this was him, but such anal bum chummery could only be exhibited among the fancy flying canine that is our birddog.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQjzuhUGlPM

u suck.

Hallmark should make cards for all of the touching moments you have been having lately.

Some of you guys belong in museums.

I always enjoyed...

"Don't Crash Stoooooopid" by Corneilious A. Cornshoot.

I hear the Colonel is a dick to work for, but you get a free side of taters with every bucket you order.

If there is an opening, it'll take a pretty big Fluck up to fill those shoes in the F/O seat. Oh I bet his ass grooves in the right seat are still warm with pucker power.

"Dude....Live in the NOW..!!!"

That's great advice from someone who still sports his "Mork and Mindy" rainbow suspenders at work.

I do a lot of things to keep my svelt appearance, even at work.

Before I eat, I go into my boss' office for the aroma...Ever been to the Toronto Zoo? Ever been in a New York taxi cab? Combine the two, you're in FLAVOUR COUNTRY ie. the chief's office. . Smells can destroy your taste buds.