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by w squared
Sun Sep 30, 2007 6:51 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Which way will you Ontarians vote on the referendum?
Replies: 23
Views: 3014

My vote is for a no-holds-barred steel cage match.
by w squared
Wed Sep 26, 2007 8:17 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: A great use of taxpayer dollars
Replies: 1
Views: 434

A great use of taxpayer dollars

I wish that I had a FLIR to play with when my friends were out in the bush

http://www.break.com/index/cant-hide-fr ... ision.html
by w squared
Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:53 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Halo 3 out tomorrow!!!
Replies: 15
Views: 1509

Because if you traded your PS2/moped combo in for a mountain bike, you'd get laid more often than Haz.
by w squared
Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:34 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: The Victory Vision
Replies: 11
Views: 1277

My responses to the above pictures, in order.

Fugly.

Fugly and Ghey.

Ghey.

I'd hit it.
by w squared
Sun Sep 23, 2007 5:01 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: How OLD is TOO old to drive a car??
Replies: 17
Views: 1652

Dust Devil wrote:I see enough morons on the road under 50. I say everyone from 16 and up should have to take a road test every 5 years.
Best idea to come out of Saskatchewan since....



ever?
by w squared
Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:40 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: OPENING IN "NEAR MISS PAD"
Replies: 8
Views: 1119

It is a good point...only someone from TO would post an ad on a national board without specifying which city the apartment was in.
by w squared
Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:19 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Beercrate Scooter
Replies: 3
Views: 610

I forecast the following:

1. A case of road rash.

2. This will be followed by of of two things:

a) No more beer scootering.

or

b) A helmet and leathers. Or at least some heavy denim.
by w squared
Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:30 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: 9-11 Moment of silence
Replies: 6
Views: 816

If you want a "minute of silence" to only be observed on November 11th, you're gonna have to talk people out of a lot more uses for it than just 9/11.
by w squared
Tue Sep 11, 2007 6:28 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: For the love of God! Watch out for the two wheelers!!
Replies: 30
Views: 2342

Well said, Doc. Bikes ARE invisible to a good potion of the four-wheel crowd. I always assume that I have NOT been seen until I've made eye contact with the other driver. The RCMP charging Miss Etta Maye with reckless driving or failing to yield the right of way will be of little comfort to me if fr...
by w squared
Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:27 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: CAUTION TASTELESS: Sarah Silverman on Britney's MTV
Replies: 18
Views: 2029

Come on, Haz. Be honest. You'd kill for a woman that didn't have facial hair and didn't mace you when leaned in for a kiss :lol:
by w squared
Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:00 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: If you had a choice
Replies: 29
Views: 2858

Taranna. It's the bestest place in Kanaduh.
by w squared
Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:45 pm
Forum: General Comments
Topic: Babies On a Plane
Replies: 29
Views: 3579

co-joe wrote:Oh good...I thought "babies on a plane" was a new Samuel L Jackson movie...
No, it's actually the cinematic portion of the Britney Spears comeback attempt. She takes a trans-continental flight with her kids. She feeds them Pepsi in baby bottle and smokes in front of them in the lavatory.
by w squared
Sat Sep 08, 2007 8:34 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Movin to YYZ
Replies: 10
Views: 920

Re: Movin to YYZ

Phileas Fogg wrote:was wondering where's a good area to live?
How about NOT TORONTO!!

Somewhere like Saskatoon should be far enough away.

My condolences to you for your new place of residence.
by w squared
Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:48 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Forces battles intelligence crisis
Replies: 7
Views: 847

Not only are more people needed, the Forces are still suffering from the drain on the coporate body of knowledge represented by senior NCO's who left after being bullied into "Volunteering" for one too many extra tours. You may be able to fast-track a recruit to Mcpl in a hurry if you pull the right...
by w squared
Sat Sep 01, 2007 8:14 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Knockin on Heaven's Door
Replies: 10
Views: 1140

That's actually referred to as a "Moose Knuckle". A camel toe is a far less revolting manifestation of genital spandexitis.
by w squared
Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:29 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: My Avcanada
Replies: 23
Views: 2333

Now this is a good thread to start the morning off. One moron with a random attack and bam! The calvary comes out and runs him down, love it. I give NISS the win as well, learn how to spell if you want any respcet at all:) COME ON! Anyone from the West Staines Massif can tell you that it's spelled ...
by w squared
Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:08 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Fidel Castro
Replies: 56
Views: 6282

I actually lived with my girlfriends family while there, not on a resort. So my knowledge of the people is firsthand. And it is not a Communist country, i believe they call it a Socialist republic. The people down there love Canadians, not so with the Americans. Once again this is all firsthand acc...
by w squared
Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:47 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Canada spending some $$$ to assert sovereignty
Replies: 14
Views: 1509

Ah...but multi-nationals still pay royalties on natural resources that they extract. And their workers pay taxes.

Big multi-nationals put a lot of dollars in Alberta's and by extension Canada's (NEP) coffers.
by w squared
Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:26 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 65
Views: 4555

Ban Niss for getting spanked so convincingly by Snowgoose on other threads.
by w squared
Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:36 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Motorcycle Motivational Posters
Replies: 6
Views: 944

That last pic looks a lot like one of my favourite rides...up through Highwood pass, and then North through Kananakis country....stop for a brat at Valbella's deli in Canmore, and then back to Cowtown on the 1A via Cochrane.

Sometimes I really, really like living next to the mountains :D
by w squared
Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:29 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: How to deal with a troll.
Replies: 22
Views: 2233

Time when I logged in 9:56 PM, 15 users, 5 hidden, 299 Guests. I think there is a definite trolling problem on here. But half the members know this already and have been long gone. If I was a moderator I'd be happy to get rid of the trolls, which is obviously all those miscellaneous or dirty or ran...
by w squared
Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:26 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Wonderful
Replies: 6
Views: 889

The sale of Milan ATGM's is not very significant. The Russians would have been more than happy to sell Libya equally potent ATGM's for some time now.

What is important is the fact that Libya and France are cozying up to each other.
by w squared
Mon Jul 30, 2007 9:02 am
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: The great dish debate...
Replies: 33
Views: 2568

Bater's crusty old warrant officer is right. Soap left on dishes very certainly can give folks the runs.
by w squared
Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:10 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: One way to stop a preemptive stike on Iran
Replies: 7
Views: 1015

Come on LH. We both know that not having the manpower or equipment necessary for the job has never, ever stopped civilian masters from sending the military in to bleed. Oh, and don't forget to mention Uncle Sam's Misguided Children...Nark will blow a gasket if your forget to metion his beloved corps...
by w squared
Thu Jul 26, 2007 3:04 pm
Forum: The Water Cooler
Topic: Federal Gun Registries Latest Results
Replies: 30
Views: 2888

Don't anyone tell Alan Rock (the stupid f*ck responsible for implementing the registry, against all logic to the contrary) that it isn't working... "...A Remington rifle and a Remington shotgun had been stolen during a break-in from a residence not far from where the Regiers lived..." Bundled along...

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