Just jet settin' my way across the country myself, HO! That's the way ya fuckin do it, workin is for fucktards. GIVE'R

helinas wrote:who are you talking about 3Green?

He's talking to you. What he is saying is that you are a fucking lazy retard.

Have been to the Toronto Airport? Have you smelled the people in the Toronto Airport? Yea let's put a bunch of those people in an even smaller area for 3 hours. Maybe they can run movies like the English Patient too, genious?

Give it a sidestick and European backing...they might just turn a profit.

Women.


Aren't you a VEGAN in that respect?

So you have probably wondered where ol' shooter has been? Well let me tell you what it is like to plan a wedding up here in Entrails, Saskatchewan. It's a bit time consuming. Well, I am finally on honeymoon down here in the peg' and thought it was time to check in and show er' how dreams can come tr...

Maybe they figured out that many pilots are such rediculous fuck-ups with both the spoken and written portions of our english language they're better off hiring direct from the labotomy clinic down the street.

You took my money for flight time...if you didn't do it some other chump would have, so quit milking it.

By the way, I used to wash the seminole with salt water sans inspection ports.

Flying tiger...you're such a talking pile of pig vomit.

Say my name 2 more times and I'll appear again. My pager went off at 2am this morning alerting me to the presence of a CYHM ramp agent that was chock full of "brutal" and was spreading his seed throughout the house that shoot built. In an unrelated story, I have been recently made aware that my user...

That's some ballsy stuff...who hasn't had the urge...really?

But what takes the most guts/stupidity:

To fly those maneuvers?
To video them and distribute it on the internet?
Or to buy a domain named airviolence.com?

Wait till the media/public get a hold of the fact that pilots dished out $30000 to fly for Shits Go. :shock: To all the pilots that gave ML the money, I say a big thanks, maybe this will finally put an end to the bullsh#t training bonds that have plagued our industry for too long. It's a hard price...

Is that why all of the Seneca grads keep going to work at Mcdonalds? All those sexy girls in hats?

I don't think I know you...unless I do...then I might...

Will you be my friend?

hazatude wrote:I like it. Makes it look sexy. Like when a girl wears a hat. That's sexy.

I don't like it. It makes it look unsexy. Like when Birddog wears a wool hat. That's not sexy.

Waww waaaaw waaahhhhhhh....


Everyone's got an uncle or weird relative that sends them this one.

You're craaaaazy man, and I love that about you!

It's amazing what women will do to get your attention Birddog. You're a real hero.

Gee wizz felllas, these guys sure come out of the woodwork...eh, comrades?

Careful, he's going to try to pawn his medicins and drugs on you...Let's all go to Lexxus University!

Dreadfully impolite of me, I do suppose that's a bit of a slap. I will retract my statement, but leave the post up, because I like the term "goombas"

Sincerest Apologies...

C.S

I beg to differ here.

PLEASE, OH PLEASE, compare my job to other jobs so that I can get just tad of respect. Thinking that we're special is the reason we get such "special" treatment from this industry. And we all know what special treatment is.

Awww cripes...Big Yellow Taxi, Leavin on a jet plane. Paint a green smiley on er' boys and get it over with

Hey if you had my previous life, you'd take Birddog's alter ego over it. I see things...lots and lots of....THINGS!

DA900 Posted: Too funny. Keep them comming! What's funny? The danger to the cabin crew? The flight deck? The passengers? The potential hazard to other aircraft? Other people? What's funny? . Nothing funny about safety hazards...BUT... I kinda chuckle when I think about you and all of your other goo...