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The insult thread

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I love Avcanada. I really do. One of the things I get a kick out of is how much we insult each other. We have a special forum here in that it doesn't get policed like others.

So...time to tee off.

Insult the person writing the post above yours. Make it count. Drop the gloves. Show what you're made off, if you're made of anything at all.





(I hope I don't regret this)
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Re: The insult thread

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bmc wrote:I love Avcanada. I really do. One of the things I get a kick out of is how much we insult each other. We have a special forum here in that it doesn't get policed like others.

So...time to tee off.

Insult the person writing the post above yours. Make it count. Drop the gloves. Show what you're made off, if you're made of anything at all.





(I hope I don't regret this)
Your parents already regret it, why shouldn't you?
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Does your wife regret sex with you as much as the dog does?
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niss wrote:Does your wife regret sex with you as much as the dog does?
the best part of you ran down your mothers leg
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Dust Devil wrote:
niss wrote:Does your wife regret sex with you as much as the dog does?
the best part of you ran down your mothers leg
Dude, I thought we were friends........




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Re: The insult thread

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Oh look, it's fat boy Niss. Nice of you to stop eating long enough to say something.
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Re: The insult thread

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Yo, BMC

YOUR MOTHER WAS A LAWNMOWER, AND YOUR FATHER WAS A SNOWBLOWER!
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Re: The insult thread

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That Boosted is so dumb....

( how dumb is he ?? )

He couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
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Re: The insult thread

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5400AirportRdSouth wrote:That Boosted is so dumb....

( how dumb is he ?? )

He couldn't pour water out of a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.
He couldn't hit water if he fell out of a fuckin boat!
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Good to hear from you shitdisturber. How's your wife and my kids?
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Good to hear the mother of the ten year old boy dropped the charges.
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Re: The insult thread

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meflypretty wrote:Good to hear from you shitdisturber. How's your wife and my kids?
The wife's fine, the kids are retarded.
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Re: The insult thread

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shitdisturber wrote:The wife's fine, the kids are retarded.

So they're your's afterall?
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Re: The insult thread

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This thread, and everyone involved is really, really stupid. I do like it though, it makes me look smart in comparison.
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This thread, and everyone involved is really, really stupid. I do like it though, it makes me look smart in comparison.
simply 'cause you're too stupid to actually comprehend what is going on in this thread.. ignorance they say, is bliss.
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[quote]simply 'cause you're too stupid to actually comprehend what is going on in this thread.. ignorance they say, is bliss.[/quote]

Relax dude, it's not his fault your family tree is a straight line.....ok, maybe it is.
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If you don't hear the phone ringing, it's probably me calling to invite you to the Hustler Club...
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Re: The insult thread

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mcrit wrote:
shitdisturber wrote:The wife's fine, the kids are retarded.

So they're your's afterall?
If your mother and father get divorced, will they still be brother and sister?
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Re: The insult thread

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shitdisturber wrote:The wife's fine, the kids are retarded.
shitdisturber wrote:If your mother and father get divorced, will they still be brother and sister?
If you and your wife get divorced, you are still brother and sister. It also explains the retarded kids.
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Re: The insult thread

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shitdisturber wrote:mcrit wrote:
shitdisturber wrote:
The wife's fine, the kids are retarded.
So they're your's afterall?

If your mother and father get divorced, will they still be brother and sister?
I'd ask the same question of you, but I doubt the courts would let your Dad divorce a goat.
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Re: The insult thread

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You should learn from your parent's mistakes.....take birth control...
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TG wrote:You should learn from your parent's mistakes.....take birth control...
I'm told your personality is the most effective birth control yet invented.
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Re: The insult thread

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mcrit wrote:
TG wrote:You should learn from your parent's mistakes.....take birth control...
I'm told your personality is the most effective birth control yet invented.
Wow, your stupid. I didn't know you "invented" personalities.
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Re: The insult thread

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This entire thread belongs on the stable floor with the rest of the droppings.
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Re: The insult thread

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Siddley Hawker wrote:This entire thread belongs on the stable floor with the rest of the droppings.


True, then use your big tongue to clean it.
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