Pick-up lines....
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Pick-up lines....
here are some that i heard the other day.
If you were a hamburger, id call you McBeautiful...
I may not be Fred Flintstone but i bet i can make your Bedrock....
okay im starting to hit a wall and cant remember any others...
Share some that youve heard/used (for the record i have NEVER used these) - never had to
If you were a hamburger, id call you McBeautiful...
I may not be Fred Flintstone but i bet i can make your Bedrock....
okay im starting to hit a wall and cant remember any others...
Share some that youve heard/used (for the record i have NEVER used these) - never had to
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I used this one once and got shot down. I don't know why. The cool thing is that my buddy snapped a picture of me while I did it.
"Hey, do you like guys with big cocks that like to cuddle?"
And when you say b c you gotta make a gesture like you're holding a basketball.
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"Hey, do you like guys with big cocks that like to cuddle?"
And when you say b c you gotta make a gesture like you're holding a basketball.
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Or why don't you come and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up.
How about "your place then mine".
or "Your place or mine" and she said "That a good idea" you go to your place and I'll go to mine.
She called me and said "Why don't you come over. There's nobody home" so I went over and there was nobody home.
How about "your place then mine".
or "Your place or mine" and she said "That a good idea" you go to your place and I'll go to mine.
She called me and said "Why don't you come over. There's nobody home" so I went over and there was nobody home.
The average pilot, despite the somewhat swaggering exterior, is very much capable of such feelings as love, affection, intimacy and caring.
These feelings just don't involve anyone else.
These feelings just don't involve anyone else.
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pick up lines
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
Can I see your tan lines?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Do you want to see something swell?
Got two nipples for a dime?
Can I see your tan lines?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square?
Do you want to see something swell?
Got two nipples for a dime?
If you do happen to get shot down (honest, it can happen) just be sure to have a comeback handy.
A long time ago I was in a bar where the music was really loud. I spotted a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approached her. I said "Would you like to dance?" and she replied "I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you." To which I replied "I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants."
A long time ago I was in a bar where the music was really loud. I spotted a pretty girl at the end of the bar and approached her. I said "Would you like to dance?" and she replied "I really don't like this song. And even if I did I wouldn't dance with you." To which I replied "I don't think you heard me correctly. I said you look fat in those pants."
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Funny anecdote to that one. Unknown to me at the time, that is also the title of a song. (Except swap the word "beautiful" for "nice") Early on in my mobile DJ'ing days, I was playing at a wedding when the bride came up to my table with that written inside a folded piece of paper, set it on the table and smiled. Without reading it, I as usual, thanked her for submitting the request and she responded with the one word, "Anytime", and a pleasant smile. Since she was the bride at her own wedding, I quickly but casually replied with, "I'll get it on for you as soon as I can." Came her reply, "The sooner the better", and walked away. When I opened up the request and read it, about 50 times, I turned about 100 shades of red, wondering what the hell was going on. I was 20 at the time, and she was a very beautiful, young, early 20's gal, but surely she couldn't mean.... could she? nahh... so I just pretended not to have seen her "request", find another song and carry on with the show. Well, she came back about 30 minutes later, asking why I hadn't played her song yet. So I played dumb (and naive), and asked which song was that she had wanted to hear. She said she wrote it down on a piece of paper and brought it to me over half an hour ago. Well, lesson learned.If I told you you have nice body would you hold it against me?
Actually, there are many songs out there that can/have been used as pick up lines in the past... or at least flirtingly.
My favorite was when a girl came up and declared "I Touch Myself". Sometimes you get a sly smile by saying "Let me take care of that for you right away!"
Other goodies:
Anyway You Want It - Journey (sure, you say that now...)
Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood
Do Ya Think I'm Sexy - Rod Stewart (Too easy!)
Don't Forget Me [When I'm Gone] - Glass Tiger (trust me, I won't)
Feel Like Makin' Love - Bad Company
Five Long Years - Colin James (that girl needs attention!)
Hello, I Love You - The Doors (won'cha tell me your name....)
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For - U2 (relax, we've found each other, baby!)
I Want You To Want Me - Cheap Trick (hopefully she does, and she isn't one)
I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred....
Like A Virgin - Madonna (yeah.... I'm OK with "like".... that works)
Talk Dirty To Me - Poison
So, armed with a good repertoire, you could say you were thinking of requesting a song for her, but was a little undecided and ask her help. Plant several subliminal messages in the form of innocent song titles, and voila... guage her reaction. There are lots more good songs though, I can't spend the time writing them all out though. But, probably not a good idea to be too direct though and toss in "Me So Horny" by 2 Live Crew as a choice. No point in being Mr. Vain, or you'll end up spending all your Money For Nothing and go home, One Way Or Another, with No Sugar Tonight with only Little Willy to keep you company In The Midnight Hour while you be Strokin', you Super Freak.
Now a non-music one: Call me milk, and I'll do your body good!
Somewhere there's a job where the customers enjoy taking the scenic route...
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