The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam. The answer by one student was so “profound" that the professor shared it with his colleagues via the internet, which is, of course why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs, using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.
I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions, and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate that the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster that the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman Year that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then Number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... Leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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Joke of the Day
"Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible"
Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
All Pilots & Prospective Pilots Should Have Read:
http://walter.freefuelforever.com
Walter Gilles
Emirates: B-777
Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
All Pilots & Prospective Pilots Should Have Read:
http://walter.freefuelforever.com
Walter Gilles
Emirates: B-777
THINGS I KNOW THAT I DIDN'T LEARN IN HEBREW SCHOOL
1. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.
2. Where there's smoke, there may be salmon.
3. No meal is complete without leftovers.
4. According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten
only in Chinese restaurants.
5. A shmata is a dress that your husband's ex is wearing.
6. You need ten men for a minion, but only four in polyester pants and
white shoes for pinochle
7. One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
8. After the destruction of the Second temple, God created Loehmann's
9. Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
10. Never take a front row seat at a Bris.
11. Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise?
12. Never leave a restaurant empty handed.
13. Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Boca.
14. WASP's leave and never say good bye; Jews say good bye and never leave.
15. Always whisper the names of diseases.
16. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher.
17. The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate side
of the street parking is suspended
18. Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
19. If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can
afford it, make sure to tell everybody what you paid.
20. Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a Cadillac and eating
dinner at 4:00 PM in Florida.
Signs on Synagogue Bulletin Boards
1. Under same management for over 5767 years.
2. Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
3. What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand?
4. Shul committees should be made up of three members, two of whom
should be absent at every meeting.
5. Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University: "The
future of the Jewish people is in your hands."
A few favourites:
* My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty.
They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.
* Every time a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami
on white bread with mayonnaise, somewhere a Jew dies.
* It was mealtime during a flight on El Al. "Would you like dinner?"
the flight attendant asked Abe, seated in front. "What are my
choices?" Moshe asked. "Yes, or no," she replied.
* An elderly Jewish man is knocked down by a car and is brought to
the local hospital. A pretty nurse tucks him into bed and says, "Mr.
Gevarter, are you comfortable?" Mr. Gevarter replies, "I make a nice
living...."
* A rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of
paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck."
At the next Friday night service, the Rabbi announced, "I have known
many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names,
but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name....
And forgot to write a letter."
* Three Jewish women get together for lunch. As they are bei ng
seated in the restaurant, one takes a deep breath and gives a long,
slow "oy." The second takes a deep breath as well and lets out a
long, slow "oy." The third takes a deep breath and says impatiently,
"Girls, I thought we agreed that we weren't going to talk about our
children."
And one final favorite:
* A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish women and asks, "Is
anything all right?"
1. The High Holidays have absolutely nothing to do with marijuana.
2. Where there's smoke, there may be salmon.
3. No meal is complete without leftovers.
4. According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten
only in Chinese restaurants.
5. A shmata is a dress that your husband's ex is wearing.
6. You need ten men for a minion, but only four in polyester pants and
white shoes for pinochle
7. One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.
8. After the destruction of the Second temple, God created Loehmann's
9. Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.
10. Never take a front row seat at a Bris.
11. Next year in Jerusalem. The year after that, how about a nice cruise?
12. Never leave a restaurant empty handed.
13. Spring ahead, fall back, winter in Boca.
14. WASP's leave and never say good bye; Jews say good bye and never leave.
15. Always whisper the names of diseases.
16. If it tastes good, it's probably not kosher.
17. The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate side
of the street parking is suspended
18. Without Jewish mothers, who would need therapy?
19. If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it. But if you can
afford it, make sure to tell everybody what you paid.
20. Laugh now, but one day you'll be driving a Cadillac and eating
dinner at 4:00 PM in Florida.
Signs on Synagogue Bulletin Boards
1. Under same management for over 5767 years.
2. Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case.
3. What part of "Thou shalt not" don't you understand?
4. Shul committees should be made up of three members, two of whom
should be absent at every meeting.
5. Sign over the urinal in a bathroom at Hebrew University: "The
future of the Jewish people is in your hands."
A few favourites:
* My mother is a typical Jewish mother. Once she was on jury duty.
They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.
* Every time a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami
on white bread with mayonnaise, somewhere a Jew dies.
* It was mealtime during a flight on El Al. "Would you like dinner?"
the flight attendant asked Abe, seated in front. "What are my
choices?" Moshe asked. "Yes, or no," she replied.
* An elderly Jewish man is knocked down by a car and is brought to
the local hospital. A pretty nurse tucks him into bed and says, "Mr.
Gevarter, are you comfortable?" Mr. Gevarter replies, "I make a nice
living...."
* A rabbi was opening his mail one morning. Taking a single sheet of
paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: "shmuck."
At the next Friday night service, the Rabbi announced, "I have known
many people who have written letters and forgot to sign their names,
but this week I received a letter from someone who signed his name....
And forgot to write a letter."
* Three Jewish women get together for lunch. As they are bei ng
seated in the restaurant, one takes a deep breath and gives a long,
slow "oy." The second takes a deep breath as well and lets out a
long, slow "oy." The third takes a deep breath and says impatiently,
"Girls, I thought we agreed that we weren't going to talk about our
children."
And one final favorite:
* A waiter comes over to a table full of Jewish women and asks, "Is
anything all right?"
bmc
A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot. The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the tower. "Help! Help!" The tower came back and asked, "What's the problem?" The blind guy yelled, "Help me! I'm blind... the pilot is dead, and we're flying upside down!" The tower comes back and asked, "How do you know
you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running down my back!"
you're upside down?" "Because the shit is running down my back!"
Flying is the second greatest thrill in life... landing is the first.
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I dont care, Im still free. You cant take the Sky from me
Take my love, take my land, take me where I cannot stand. I dont care, Im still free. You cant take the Sky from me
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Bono is at a U2 concert in Halifax ,Nova Scotia, when
he asks the audience for some quiet.Then, in the
silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn
voice... "Just for a moment, think outside
yourself...Outside this arena.
Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A loud Newfoundlander voice from near the front pierces the
moment...
"Well, Lard tunderin jasus boy, ya stupid arse, stop
yer fockin' clappin', then!"
he asks the audience for some quiet.Then, in the
silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.
He says into the microphone, in a deep solemn
voice... "Just for a moment, think outside
yourself...Outside this arena.
Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."
A loud Newfoundlander voice from near the front pierces the
moment...
"Well, Lard tunderin jasus boy, ya stupid arse, stop
yer fockin' clappin', then!"
"Aviation is proof that given, the will, we have the capacity to achieve the impossible"
Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
All Pilots & Prospective Pilots Should Have Read:
http://walter.freefuelforever.com
Walter Gilles
Emirates: B-777
Edward Vernon Rickenbacker
All Pilots & Prospective Pilots Should Have Read:
http://walter.freefuelforever.com
Walter Gilles
Emirates: B-777
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Big, brawny Newfie is sitting in a bar. A gay man walks in, sits down, orders a beer and proceeds to drink. He slowly scopes out the place and sees the Newf. He approaches the newfie, and whispers in his ear: "Would you like a blow job?" The Newfie erupts out of his chair, grabs the gay guy, and proceeds to give him a thorough beating, ending it off by throwing him out a window. The Newfie then sits down like nothing had happened, and proceeded to finish his drink. The bartender, shocked at the violence, says:"what the heck was that for?" The Newfie replies: "I dunno, something about a job.."
(Apologies to the population of Fort McMurray!)
(Apologies to the population of Fort McMurray!)
Say, what's that mountain goat doing up here in the mist?
Happiness is V1 at Thompson!
Ass, Licence, Job. In that order.
Happiness is V1 at Thompson!
Ass, Licence, Job. In that order.
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Two Irish hunters chartered a plane to fly them to
Canada, to hunt moose, and they managed to bag six.
As they were loading the plane to return,
the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six.
The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours.
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick
survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea
where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we
crashed last year.'
Canada, to hunt moose, and they managed to bag six.
As they were loading the plane to return,
the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.
The two lads objected strongly. 'Last year we shot six.
The pilot let us take them all, and he had the same plane as yours.
Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded.
However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the
load and went down.
Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick
survived the crash.
After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, 'Any idea
where we are?'
Mick replied, 'I think we're pretty close to where we
crashed last year.'
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A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'
Re: Joke of the Day
Two prostitutes are talking late one night.
One said, "This evening made $500! I feel like a bottle of champagne."
The other said, "This evening I made $5,000. I feel like a pail of glue."
One said, "This evening made $500! I feel like a bottle of champagne."
The other said, "This evening I made $5,000. I feel like a pail of glue."
bmc
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[quote="Siddley Hawker"]A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian, 'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv ony books on suicide?'
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'[/quote
Same guy phones the Samaritans for help and gets transferred to a call center in Lahore,Pakistan .They asked him if he could drive a truck
To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says, 'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!'[/quote
Same guy phones the Samaritans for help and gets transferred to a call center in Lahore,Pakistan .They asked him if he could drive a truck
Re: Joke of the Day
A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
bmc
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Re: Joke of the Day
Warning:
If you recieve an e-mail with an attachment "Nude photo of Rita McNeil.jpg" don't open it.
It doesn't contain a virus or anything, just a nude photo of Rita McNeil.
If you recieve an e-mail with an attachment "Nude photo of Rita McNeil.jpg" don't open it.
It doesn't contain a virus or anything, just a nude photo of Rita McNeil.
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Re: Joke of the Day
Forrest Gump lives to a ripe old age, and finally makes his way up to the Gates of Heaven.
St Peter is standing there and says "Forrest, I can see that you have lived a good, long, and fulfilling life. But it's getting quite crowded in here so we've had to up the admission requirements. You have to answer me three questions."
Forrest looked downcast and said "Well, I'm not all that smart."
St Peter replied "In your case, I suppose I could give you the questions now and let you think them over. You can come back tomorrow and answer them." St Peter gave Forrest the questions and left him to ponder the responses.
The next day, Forrest went up to the gate and St. Peter stood there patiently.
"So Forrest, we might as well get this out of the way. How many days start with the letter 'T'"
"Well that one was easy. Today and Tomorrow."
"That wasn't exactly the answer I was looking for, but I have to give you credit. That does satisfy the question, doesn't it?
How about the second question then? How many seconds are there in a year?"
"This one was so hard! But I think the answer is twelve!"
"How can you say that there are only twelve seconds in a year?"
"At first I didn't know, and then I remembered... January 2nd, February 2nd, March..."
"Alright! Alright!" St Peter exclaimed. "That wasn't the answer I expected but again you've been very clever Mr. Gump. Now for the final question. What is God's name?"
"This one was real easy. His name is Andy!"
"ANDY?? How can you say that God, creator of Heaven and Earth, is named ANDY!?"
"Well.... It's in that song I always sung in Church. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy calls me His own!"
Beaming, St Peter opens the Gates. "Run Forrest, run!!"
St Peter is standing there and says "Forrest, I can see that you have lived a good, long, and fulfilling life. But it's getting quite crowded in here so we've had to up the admission requirements. You have to answer me three questions."
Forrest looked downcast and said "Well, I'm not all that smart."
St Peter replied "In your case, I suppose I could give you the questions now and let you think them over. You can come back tomorrow and answer them." St Peter gave Forrest the questions and left him to ponder the responses.
The next day, Forrest went up to the gate and St. Peter stood there patiently.
"So Forrest, we might as well get this out of the way. How many days start with the letter 'T'"
"Well that one was easy. Today and Tomorrow."
"That wasn't exactly the answer I was looking for, but I have to give you credit. That does satisfy the question, doesn't it?
How about the second question then? How many seconds are there in a year?"
"This one was so hard! But I think the answer is twelve!"
"How can you say that there are only twelve seconds in a year?"
"At first I didn't know, and then I remembered... January 2nd, February 2nd, March..."
"Alright! Alright!" St Peter exclaimed. "That wasn't the answer I expected but again you've been very clever Mr. Gump. Now for the final question. What is God's name?"
"This one was real easy. His name is Andy!"
"ANDY?? How can you say that God, creator of Heaven and Earth, is named ANDY!?"
"Well.... It's in that song I always sung in Church. Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy calls me His own!"
Beaming, St Peter opens the Gates. "Run Forrest, run!!"
Geez did I say that....? Or just think it....?
Re: Joke of the Day
Two aliens landed in the New Mexican desert near a gas station that
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and
the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace. Take us to your leader!!
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he
drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace.. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I
will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and
deposited him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a
cactus patch...
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness. He
refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking
his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He
damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop
his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
Lurch
was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and
the younger alien addressed it saying, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace. Take us to your leader!!
The gas pump, of course, didn't respond.
The younger alien became angry at the lack of response.
The older alien said, 'I'd calm down if I were you.'
The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting.
Again, there was no response.
Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he
drew his ray gun and said impatiently, 'Greetings, Earthling. We come
in peace.. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I
will fire!'
The older alien again warned his comrade saying, 'You probably don't
want to do that! I really don't think you should make him mad.'
'Rubbish,' replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the
pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball
roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and
deposited him in a burnt, smoking mess about 200 yards away in a
cactus patch...
Half an hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness. He
refocused his three eyes, straightened his bent antenna, and looked
dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking
his big, green head.
'What a ferocious creature!' exclaimed the young, fried alien. 'He
damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?'
The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy
friend and replied, 'If there's one thing I've learned during my
intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can loop
his penis over his shoulder twice and then stick it in his ear.'
Lurch
Take my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still free
You cannot take the sky from me
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
The things I love are not HR approved
"I hate you so much right now." - sar
"I hate you so much right now." - sar
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
Re: Joke of the Day
Q: What's grey on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag!
A: An elephant in a plastic bag!
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Re: Joke of the Day
Little Boy on the Bus A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.'
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