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Meeting with a pilot

Post by lrobb » Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm

Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by ayseven » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:37 pm

I really am completely speechless.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by DanWEC » Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:57 pm

You do know you won't get her back right?
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by PostmasterGeneral » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:00 pm

Pics of wife?
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by Pratt X 3 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:09 pm

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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by genetic jack hammer » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:30 pm

Let us know what she thinks of CaptainKirk.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by Captain Kirkk » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:37 pm

genetic jack hammer wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:30 pm
Let us know what she thinks of CaptainKirk.
Probably the best person to meet with.

His head will be so far up his ass you won’t have anything to worry about.

Just make sure to bring the $79.95 + HST
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by genetic jack hammer » Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:42 pm

So, it'll be more of an informal meet ''n greet / mentoring session?
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by skybluetrek » Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:05 pm

Pratt X 3 wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 5:09 pm
Image
:lol:
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by Heliian » Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:46 pm

You just need to hang around an airport bar long enough and you'll find your pilot. How do you know which ones are pilots?.... Don't worry, they'll tell you.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by 200hr Wonder » Fri Nov 29, 2019 8:25 pm

Ok. Beyond all the BS. Go and get her a fam flight at the local flying club. She’ll get to meet and fly with a pilot. Where are you located?
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by TT1900 » Fri Nov 29, 2019 10:04 pm

Best. Thread. Ever.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by 180 » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:40 pm

DanWEC wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 4:57 pm
You do know you won't get her back right?
LOL!!!
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by ayseven » Sat Nov 30, 2019 7:47 pm

Sure, send your wife up, alone, with a pilot on a fam flight... I just can't think of anything else to say.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by co-joe » Sat Nov 30, 2019 8:34 pm

lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
I have a better idea, do you want to borrow my uniform for the night? Just clean it before you bring it back ok?
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by '97 Tercel » Sat Nov 30, 2019 9:31 pm

lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,

I'll do it for 500...
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by mixturerich » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:00 am

450!
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by telex » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:42 am

lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
And they say romance is dead...
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by altiplano » Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:14 am

All valid jokes... I had worse in mind, but refrained.

Unfortunately it really shows the sad state we're in.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by Capt. Underpants » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:01 am

Where I come from, we would call this a “wind up”. Not surprised that a few pilots would fall for it.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by jakeandelwood » Sun Dec 01, 2019 7:02 pm

lrobb wrote:
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:00 pm
Hello,

My wife is an avid aviation enthusiast and has always wanted to talk with a pilot. I want to surprise her for Christmas and get her some time with a pilot. I would be more than happy to compensate the pilot for his time if anyone here has any connections I would love to talk details.

Thank you in advance,
[/quotejust wondering but did you maybe mishear your Wife say "Pilot" instead of "Lawyer" ?
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by Phlyer » Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:24 pm

:) I haven't had a good laugh like this since the last time Henri dropped by!
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by simplicity » Sun Dec 01, 2019 9:28 pm

Your wife can come for a meat-ing any time. Just let me know the time and place.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by mixturerich » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:41 am

altiplano wrote:
Sun Dec 01, 2019 2:14 am
All valid jokes... I had worse in mind, but refrained.

Unfortunately it really shows the sad state we're in.
Nah we’re the same as ever before. Always been a bunch of weird nerds with inflated, fragile egos. You know this.
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Re: Meeting with a pilot

Post by JohnnyHotRocks » Mon Dec 02, 2019 5:20 am

The preceding jokes brought to you by the same dumbasses who make fart and animal noises on 121.5 🙄
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