The most embarrassing plane pooping story ever.

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Re: The most embarrassing plane pooping story ever.

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AirFrame wrote:The story that starts this thread, and many that show up in the replies, are pretty good too...

http://www.vansairforce.com/community/s ... p?t=105296
My favorite so far:

"He later advised us that he had lost the battle with his sphincter somewhere around ten thousand feet going over five hundred knots. We all agreed with him that some kind of a record had probably been set."

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Re: The most embarrassing plane pooping story ever.

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Liquid Charlie wrote:Have you ever tried to crap in a sick bag -- lmfaoooooo -- don't ask !!!

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LC this bag reminded me of a day in Southern Sudan my airplane was given the task of picking up airdrop pallets. There was this fellow who worked for the World Food Program or UNICEF can't remember but he was a laugh and a dead ringer for Benny Hill. Well he really needed to go and we got a mixed group of men and women in the back of the Buf this day so Benny Hill he builds a shelter from 3 pallets so he has a bit of privacy! Well when he is set and directly over the bag we take a big bump the shelter falls over there he is arse in the wind staring at the shocked croud and then he falls on his arse causing the wee sickbag full of liquid poo to explode like a water balloon. OMG I'm glad this cat had a sense of humour cause what else can you do but laugh at this point. I quickly spun around and climbed back up to the safety of my cockpit seat. Trying to breath!

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Re: The most embarrassing plane pooping story ever.

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co-joe wrote:My favorite so far:

"He later advised us that he had lost the battle with his sphincter somewhere around ten thousand feet going over five hundred knots. We all agreed with him that some kind of a record had probably been set."
My favorite is the T-33 pilot who managed to get his belts off, flightsuit off his shoulders and down past the orifice, got his box underneath ready to take delivery, and only passed gas... All while maintaining altitude and heading in a jet with no auto-pilot... :P
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Better to be broken-hearted than the possible alternative !
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I felt this thread deserved to be resurrected.
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Re: The most embarrassing plane pooping story ever.

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Helmet bag in a fighter.

Not me thank God.
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I just laughed out loud in a quiet public space at that first story. Suddenly I’m worried that I may have to.......
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My god sir..... this is the best poop story EVER!!!
I laughed so hard reading this I have tons of tears pouring down my face and my wife could hear me from down stairs!!
Thanks for sharing...
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If this is the kind of thing you guys find funny, then you should use your search engine to look for "Haribo sugar-free gummy bears". Not aviation related, but definitely poo-related.
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Re: The most embarrassing plane pooping story ever.

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thats too funny lol man
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