So says the government. Let me paraphrase what they really mean:
“The security of our border is essential. Imminent upgrades of the app will mandate all travellers to Canada to upload their proof of voting history, favourite photos of Trudeau, and allow us to screen out anyone with unacceptable views.
Racism, homophobic thoughts and anti Liberal party sentiment will not be tolerated. Anti - Liberal sentiments are hateful, and are not the views of true Canadians. Donations to the please Re-elect me for Dictator for life Fund, will be accepted as part of the new App upgrades. Compliance will be considered in your application to enter Canada, and in your Personal Carbon Allowance”.
Maybe we shouldn’t be laughing.






