Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet
and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men.
Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley
with
some screaming fag and take it up the ass."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny
aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for Ottawa Senetors but I was too
embarrassed to say"
What does "Dad do for a living??
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Little Johnnys teacher askes her students to do some homework one night. The assignment is to write a sentence using the word ozonol.
The next day in class the students take turns reading their sentences, little Cathy says "I fell off my bike and skinned my knee and my mother put ozonol on the cut."
"Very good Cathy" says the teacher, "How about you George, what is your sentence?"
George is not overly origonal says "well uh, I cut myself on a piece of glass and my mother put ozonol on my cut,"
"O.K. George, how about you Johnny, what is your sentence?"
Johnny was a little reluctent, but finally he blurts out "My father and I were watching TV last night when my mother decided to vacume the house. When she fired up the vacume in the livingroom my dad yelled, Shut off that god damb vacume or I will shove it up your ass ozandall!"
The next day in class the students take turns reading their sentences, little Cathy says "I fell off my bike and skinned my knee and my mother put ozonol on the cut."
"Very good Cathy" says the teacher, "How about you George, what is your sentence?"
George is not overly origonal says "well uh, I cut myself on a piece of glass and my mother put ozonol on my cut,"
"O.K. George, how about you Johnny, what is your sentence?"
Johnny was a little reluctent, but finally he blurts out "My father and I were watching TV last night when my mother decided to vacume the house. When she fired up the vacume in the livingroom my dad yelled, Shut off that god damb vacume or I will shove it up your ass ozandall!"
