digits_ wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2024 4:01 pm
TheStig wrote: ↑Thu Jul 04, 2024 12:23 pm
Like a parent poorly explaining their divorce to their children.
Explaining a divorce to your child in the style of...
- Flair: "Honey, mommy is leaving daddy. Here's 5 dollars, go to the store and buy yourself some sweets. The house may or may not be here by the time you get back."
- Encore: "Honey, mommy and daddy are not getting a divorce, because mommy shot daddy. And if you cry about it, I will kill myself."
- WestJet: "Honey, mommy and daddy are breaking up. Here's a pony to make you feel better. I bought it with your college fund."
- Jazz: "Honey, daddy is leaving us, but don't worry, I will never leave you. Never. Ever. I'll make sure nobody else will ever love you. Stay with mommy."
- Air Canada: "Honey, no, we're not really getting a divorce. I mean, daddy left the house years ago, but as long as he's not married to someone else it's not really a divorce. No she's just a friend. Anyway, can you help mommy by doing the dishes? Taking out the trash would be nice as well. Maybe vacuum the house while you're at it? Love you."
- Sunwing: "Honey, mommy and daddy are getting a divorce. But don't worry, we found a new set of parents for you! Now play nice with your 1500 new brothers and sisters."