I'm not a pilot however...

bronson · Post by **bronson** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 10:19 am

I don't know about assuming they are hot. reasonable to assume there's another empty kitchen somewhere though...

... · Post by **...** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:36 am

bronson wrote:I don't know about assuming they are hot. reasonable to assume there's another empty kitchen somewhere though...

Just when you think it's safe to assume that men consider women as equal professionals in this industry...there always seems to be one new monkey climbing down his tree for the first time to remind the rest of us guys how ugly and stupid we look when a guy like 'bronson' opens his mouth and burps incoherrant digestive gas.

PS bronson:
Apparently...they are doing wonders with penis enlargement surgery these days. Don't you think it's about time you faced the truth and not project it out unto others? Go ahead...lets talk about it. We are your friends...we are here to help you get over the fact that your 'short' comings were beyond your control...until now.

http://www.austcps.com/

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:05 pm

Hey Birddog, take your tender moments over to the ladies forum

wha happen · Post by **wha happen** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:05 pm

(Now for everyone who thinks that story is real, give your head a shake, I'm freaking gorgeous!! I was just illustrating a point! I have game wardens after me for exceeding the limit, I take home so much tail... )

wingtip · Post by **wingtip** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 12:12 pm

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Just when you think it's safe to assume that men consider women as equal professionals in this industry...there always seems to be one new monkey climbing down his tree for the first time to remind the rest of us guys how ugly and stupid we look[/quote]

I am new to the forum and if this is like others, I picked a controversial thread to start on...

I agree whole heartedly with this part of your statement.

I am of the old tree swinging school as well and always laughed when my parents friend claimed "the only place for women in aviation is as a pilots mother". Fortunately times changed and I like to think most have evolved to accept women as equals in all facets of life.

Thank god for those Canadian face savers that play hockey!

Once I had daughters, it changed the way I viewed and treated women always thinking of them as someones daughter first.

Maybe my enlightenment is just due to age and maturity.

V1CUT · Post by **V1CUT** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 1:32 pm

edited

Miss Mae · Post by **Miss Mae** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:31 pm

V1CUT wrote:I've flown with a couple of female pilots in my career, sitting to the left of me and as well on the right (to bad not at the same time) and i've come to the conclusion that there is good and bad pilots in both worlds, where I witnessed female pilots do things with an aircraft (and do it gracefully) where some male pilots would of curled up in the fetal position in the back, and the same thing goes for male pilots, some should be tossing cookies in the back and every once in a while bring me a coffee! so i figure it goes for both sexes "if you got it, you will get better at it. if you don't, you will never get it"

V

Well said

Timone123 · Post by **Timone123** » Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:30 pm

justplanecrazy wrote: Sorry to dissapoint you but the German in YYZ Terminal is married and her husband is a rather large man. As for the Auzzie/British hybrid, I'm not too sure.

She is Kiwi. I know cause I asked!

p.s. The German Lady is so on the ball, its awesome to hear her work. Hot or not, they do a phenomenal job and I salute them for that and that's all that really matters right?

KAG · Post by **KAG** » Sun Mar 05, 2006 8:59 am

Has everyone forgot "dude looks like a lady" ?

I had a student some years ago who had the best radio voice - yes she was very attractive. And when she spoke the sky's were all ears.

bronson · Post by **bronson** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:05 am

Birddog....gotcha!

leftyxl · Post by **leftyxl** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:26 am

So Shank ...what happened? did you call here are you still in a a hold?
or cleared to the circuit? Do you have an EFC?
don't leave the rest of the world in suspence.

You are my hero!!!!

Dudette... You so rock

For the record I love the sound of the fairer sex on the radio.

... · Post by **...** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 10:55 am

bronson wrote:Birddog....gotcha!

I'm affraid it is I....that 'got' you....Rock Star

shankdown · Post by **shankdown** » Mon Mar 06, 2006 1:01 pm

Lefty, its funny that you say I'm your hero, because that's exactly what Tower Dudette said to me in her last romantic PM

She's come a long way, that Tower Dudette, from her days of ill-fated attempts to cover up her desires for some Shankdude companionship, to singing to me, via internet and romantic PM's, her feelings of love and lust that have been trembling within her. Oh, what is a brazen young upgradeable co-pilot to think!?!? Is she luring me into the treacherous waters of sensual bliss like "the lorelei calling sailors into the rocky narrows with her sweet siren song"? Even I cannot know for sure. But my heart will be fine! Alas, there will come a day when I, with my sweet Dudette at my side, will reveal to all of the world, the countless romantic PM's that have been bouncing between us... and our bond will never be broken, our transponders will never read 7600! For we our communicators, on the air, the internet, and of the heart!!! For I must now go, as there is one more PM in my box for Tower Dudette herself! And it reads, among other things, "I send to you, my sweet Shankdown, a message of love from myself and all the ladies in the tower at CY##!!! Especially me

"

Shankdude!

overrun · Post by **overrun** » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:35 pm

Here I thought english class in high school would never be useful!

shankdown wrote

Is she luring me into the treacherous waters of sensual bliss like "the lorelei calling sailors into the rocky narrows with her sweet siren song"? Even I cannot know for sure. But my heart will be fine! Alas, there will come a day when I, with my sweet Dudette at my side, will reveal to all of the world, the countless romantic PM's that have been bouncing between us... and our bond will never be broken, our transponders will never read 7600!.....

... · Post by **...** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:23 am

bronson wrote:Birddog....gotcha!

..that's it?...did you run out of joke?

bronson · Post by **bronson** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:00 am

I was just seeing who I could wind up. Turned out to be you. He who laughs last, gets it next I always say.

complexintentions · Post by **complexintentions** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 10:13 am

birddog,

why is it that your posts always seem to have some sort of reference to either homo-eroticism or occasionally, over-the-top hyper-defensiveness of women? The women I know can take care of themselves, thanks...the self-righteous puffing about "just when you think it's safe to assume" etc etc doesn't do women any favours. heheh my NG-flying sig-other read your post and was like "oh, thank god the mighty birddog is defending us!". I think she was sarcastic. But then, she LIKES men to be slightly stereotypical - strong women sometimes get a bit impatient with PC sensi-wimps! Like, that is so 1997!! lol

And I always wonder what exact inadequacy prompts references to penis-enlargement...I believe in psychology that's called "projection"...

Just funnin' ya bro!

(btw I am a MUCH better pilot than my baby....and she told me I could say that...)

Treetopflyer · Post by **Treetopflyer** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:00 am

oh man, doc, that was funny!

Treetopflyer · Post by **Treetopflyer** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 11:03 am

suppose I should clarify- reference your page 1 garbled comment. Better late than never

gonfly'n · Post by **gonfly'n** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 3:24 pm

reminds me of my days on the tim hortons drive through! WOmen with an attractive voice were usually about 300lbs.....voices are deceiving

McPhoo · Post by **McPhoo** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 4:27 pm

I tried but just couldn't read all the posts in this one. Blew out after 3 pages. But I do have one things to say. Correction. Two things. First: The crows are calling in YMM. Second: Tower Dudette, I love your avatar. At the very least you have some pizazz and that counts buckets.

... · Post by **...** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 8:40 pm

complexintentions wrote:birddog,

why is it that your posts always seem to have some sort of reference to either homo-eroticism or occasionally, over-the-top hyper-defensiveness of women? The women I know can take care of themselves, thanks...the self-righteous puffing about "just when you think it's safe to assume" etc etc doesn't do women any favours. heheh my NG-flying sig-other read your post and was like "oh, thank god the mighty birddog is defending us!". I think she was sarcastic. But then, she LIKES men to be slightly stereotypical - strong women sometimes get a bit impatient with PC sensi-wimps! Like, that is so 1997!! lol

And I always wonder what exact inadequacy prompts references to penis-enlargement...I believe in psychology that's called "projection"...

Just funnin' ya bro!

(btw I am a MUCH better pilot than my baby....and she told me I could say that...)

Gathering from your avatar...is it safe to assume you're "gay positive" or "gay friendly"?

You're not asking me on a date are you?

complexintentions · Post by **complexintentions** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 9:08 pm

Gathering from your response, you are not an aviation film afficianado...

As far as a date, thanks anyway, but the soup n' sandwich combo at the YHM Tim's ain't my idea of a good time...

... · Post by **...** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 7:50 am

complexintentions wrote: As far as a date, thanks anyway, but the soup n' sandwich combo at the YHM Tim's ain't my idea of a good time...

Neither is breaking you restraining order.

... · Post by **...** » Thu Mar 09, 2006 8:05 am

bronson wrote:I was just seeing who I could wind up. Turned out to be you. He who laughs last, gets it next I always say.

wow...yer really good at fishin'...