Ok, what's the best reason you can come up with? It must come from experience and must be funny, not sad.
I've got: Less naked puking infront of the hot chick you're trying to get with.
Best ever reasons to quit drinking
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I've got two reasons. Both are things that were said to me the "next morning" by other officers that had attended the same "dining in" as I had.
#1. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. I don't know what kinda anti-gravity unit you have in your mess kit, but you were defying gravity!
#2. Good work on the synchronized puking team last night! It was impressive to see three guys lined up, all hurling at the same time, and coming up for air at the same time.
That was the first and last dining in where I decided to finish off the unused port straight from the decanter.
#1. Weebles wobble but they don't fall down. I don't know what kinda anti-gravity unit you have in your mess kit, but you were defying gravity!
#2. Good work on the synchronized puking team last night! It was impressive to see three guys lined up, all hurling at the same time, and coming up for air at the same time.
That was the first and last dining in where I decided to finish off the unused port straight from the decanter.
Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
I was 100% sober when I posted those pictures.Jetman28 wrote:http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopic.php?t=16506
"FLY THE AIRPLANE"!
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Jetman you just won this entire thread... there's no point in anyone else posting now...Jetman28 wrote:http://www.avcanada.ca/forums2/viewtopic.php?t=16506
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HAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Slamming a 6 pack on the Norgoma in Sault Ste. Marie?
Naked "power of the dance" to impress a new girlfriend?
Being potty-mouthed in front of some really cool female pilots, in a vain attempt to pick up?
Trying to hitch-hike to Toronto from Ottawa at four in the morning?
Writing stupid stuff on AvCanada?
I'll stop now. And I'm not stopping drinking. It's FUN till you get arrested, or knock someone up, or get fired or other nasty stuff. Makes for good stories too. Just chill out every once in a while when you have to.
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Slamming a 6 pack on the Norgoma in Sault Ste. Marie?
Naked "power of the dance" to impress a new girlfriend?
Being potty-mouthed in front of some really cool female pilots, in a vain attempt to pick up?
Trying to hitch-hike to Toronto from Ottawa at four in the morning?
Writing stupid stuff on AvCanada?
I'll stop now. And I'm not stopping drinking. It's FUN till you get arrested, or knock someone up, or get fired or other nasty stuff. Makes for good stories too. Just chill out every once in a while when you have to.
-istp
