Brokeback Mountain

North Shore · Post by **North Shore** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:17 am

From the number of threads on here that end up with a pic or allusion to the movie, I'm thinking that many have seen it? Or not?

As part of my yearly project to see as many of the big-category Oscar winners as possible, I want to... but my wife is a little hesitant because of the hassles involed in taking a 3 month old to a movie, and it's not exactly the movie that you ask a buddy to come along to...

swede · Post by **swede** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 11:56 am

There is probably a sum that could induce me to go see it, somehow dont think it is too likely that anyone wants to pay.

Tubthumper · Post by **Tubthumper** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 12:55 pm

This poll should have been titled "Do you want to see it", yes or no.

FlyYukon · Post by **FlyYukon** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 6:49 pm

http://www.rock101.com/shows/afternoon_ ... a&wids=300

... · Post by **...** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:00 pm

Great movie..great acting...a sad story really.

Only had to turn my head away once from a scene about 30 minutes into the movie.

The wife liked it too. ( this sentence was for all you good ole boys with limited brain juice wondering if I'm 'Bruce' and not the fact that maybe love comes in all different shapes and sizes. )

buck82 · Post by **buck82** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:45 pm

Best to take your wife along to the movie, you'll be safe then.

Naw, really,.. it is decent flic inspite of being a tragic love story, the baby (your son) should sleep through it though.

Doc · Post by **Doc** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 9:05 pm

I'm waiting for Brokeback Mountain II. It's about these two cowgirls, who get together every year, in a carpet store.......

... · Post by **...** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:01 am

Doc wrote:I'm waiting for Brokeback Mountain II. It's about these two cowgirls, who get together every year, in a carpet store.......

Ladies and Gents...I nominate this reply for the "Reply of the Year Award".

Miss Mae · Post by **Miss Mae** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:09 pm

Haven't seen it yet...and I'm not sure that I want too. I'm not really into love stories (no matter what the sex of the leading roles)

Driving Rain · Post by **Driving Rain** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 8:51 am

Rejected Titles for the movie Brokeback Mountain:

- "PRANCES WITH WOLVES"
- "JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON"
- "BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID"
- "THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE"
- "HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG"
- "THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER"
- "DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID"
- "LONESOME DOUG"
- "DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN"
- "MCCABE AND MR. MILLER"
- "HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!"
- "THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES"
- "QUICKLY DOWN UNDER"
- "BAREBACK MOUNTING"
- "BONE-NANZA"
- "DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS"
- "HOME ON THE RANGER"
- "OKLAHOMO"
- "ROOSTER COCKBURN"
- "LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"
- "BALONEY PONY RODEO"
- "TUBESTEAK COWBOYS"
- "SILVER-ROD-Ohhh!!!"

Pratt · Post by **Pratt** » Sat Mar 18, 2006 7:40 pm

Driving Rain wrote:Rejected Titles for the movie Brokeback Mountain:

- "PRANCES WITH WOLVES"
- "JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON"
- "BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID"
- "THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE"
- "HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG"
- "THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER"
- "DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID"
- "LONESOME DOUG"
- "DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN"
- "MCCABE AND MR. MILLER"
- "HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!"
- "THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES"
- "QUICKLY DOWN UNDER"
- "BAREBACK MOUNTING"
- "BONE-NANZA"
- "DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS"
- "HOME ON THE RANGER"
- "OKLAHOMO"
- "ROOSTER COCKBURN"
- "LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"
- "BALONEY PONY RODEO"
- "TUBESTEAK COWBOYS"
- "SILVER-ROD-Ohhh!!!"

I think I know where that list came from!!

Adam Oke · Post by **Adam Oke** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:01 am

Top Gun 2 - Brokeback Squadron

New movie hitting the theatre

... · Post by **...** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 12:08 am

Driving Rain wrote:
- "PRANCES WITH WOLVES"
-- "BAREBACK MOUNTING"
- "BONE-NANZA"
- "DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ASS"
- "LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"

These are my favs

"BAREBACK MOUNTING" should be a porn soon. Funny shyte!

Any clever names on porno movies taken from real movies that made you laugh?

punk · Post by **punk** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:39 am

Any clever names on porno movies taken from real movies that made you laugh?
_________________

Poke-a-hot-ass

North Shore · Post by **North Shore** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 6:08 pm

Any clever names on porno movies taken from real movies that made you laugh?

errr....Shaving Ryan's Privates

Driving Rain · Post by **Driving Rain** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 9:34 pm

Theme song... DON'T LET YOUR SON GO DOWN ON ME .... by Elton John

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sun Mar 19, 2006 10:44 pm

It's a little known fact that Elton John came out in song long before he held a press conference before it.

I'm sure you guys know the tune I'm talking about...

Hold me closer Tony Danza
Count the headlights on the highway

... · Post by **...** » Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:37 am

Glad I ate her.

swede · Post by **swede** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:01 am

I wonder if the directors picked Alberta as the location for brokeback because:

a) high number of faggots

b) high number of sheep

c) plenty of earl - the lube variety that is

probably a combo would be my guess..

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:51 pm

I wonder why this film will make money? Because all the gays are going to support it, and promote it! as I hear its won number one Gay film pfft......

Personally I think it's probably terribly BORING

TorontoGuy · Post by **TorontoGuy** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:03 am

Chantal wrote:I wonder why this film will make money? Because all the gays are going to support it, and promote it! as I hear its won number one Gay film pfft......

Personally I think it's probably terribly BORING

Umm, nope. It's still playing to packed houses from the big cities to the small ones, from New York to Nebraska. That ain't all gay folk. (You should use past tense, by the way. It's been out since December 9th and has earned $166 million worldwide.)

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:19 am

But if you point out the glaring flaws in her logic, it makes her less entertaining...

JakeYYZ · Post by **JakeYYZ** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 7:44 am

Brokeback Mountain Weekly Shopping List

Week One
> Beans
> Bacon
> Coffee
> Whiskey
>
> Week Two
> Beans
> Ham
> Coffee
> Whiskey
>
> Week Three
> Beans
> Bacon
> Coffee
> Whiskey
> K-Y
>
> Week Four
> Beans
> Pancetta
> Coffee (espresso grind)
> Whiskey
> 2 tubes K-Y
>
> Week Five
> Fresh Fava beans
> Jasmine rice
> Prosciutto, approx. 8 oz., thinly sliced
> Medallions of veal
> Porcini mushrooms
> 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
> 1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
> 5-6 bottle good Chardonnay, 1 large bottle Astro-glide
>
> Week Six
> Yukon Gold potatoes
> Heavy whipping cream
> Asparagus (very thin)
> Eggs
> Lemons
> Gruyere cheese (well aged)
> Walnuts
> Arugula
> Butter
> Olive oil
> Balsamic vinegar
> 6 yards white silk organdy
> 6 yards pale ivory taffeta
> Case of Chardonnay
> Large tin Crisco

... · Post by **...** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:04 am

Jake YYZ...F'ing classic. Winner post!

Chantal wrote: I wonder why this film will make money? Because all the gays are going to support it, as I hear its won number one Gay film pfft......

Sounds like someone is ready and ripe to come out of her closet.

The Holy Bible says, "Point your finger...and there are 3 fingers pointing right back at you."

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:40 am

Not something I would ever want to see. Love movies suck.

Brokeback Mountain

Have you seen it?

Brokeback Mountain