Getting Your Chest Waxed?

Pratt · Post by **Pratt** » Sun May 07, 2006 6:46 pm

Stand strong Chris, we all feel for you!!

niss · Post by **niss** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:39 am

YYZ_SYT are you brazillian?

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:53 pm

Nope..... guess again.....

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:59 pm

Wait no.. dont guess....

i go back to my original statement of None of your Bees wax

The People's Pilot · Post by **The People's Pilot** » Wed May 10, 2006 8:55 pm

Okay, so tonight C-HRIS got waxed by the lovely office ladies from cargo.

The pics and videos have now been sent to ISTP...so hopefully he'll be able to put them up soon.

Honestly, this was the funniest shit i've ever seen.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:44 pm

I just checked my email, and didn't see them. They might have gotten bounced if the video is too big or something. If my email address is needed again, pm me.

-istp

The People's Pilot · Post by **The People's Pilot** » Wed May 10, 2006 10:19 pm

i was only able to send you the pics...the videos got bumped by your email provider.

i was however, able to send one of the videos...only 8 seconds, but it's where he screams out, "rita mcneil". a la the 40 year old virgin and the "kelly clarkson" bit.

N2 · Post by N2 » Thu May 11, 2006 5:51 am

Heyyyyy C-HRIS what's the big idea about screaming my woman's name out?...Second thought don't worry about it there is enough for all...

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:13 am

Ok folks, meet the new metrosexual C-HRIS!

Here are the pics of his chest waxing. I added my own captions...

Before.

Preparation.

Click here for screaming Video.

Drunk, passed out, and hairless.

Now remember this folks, the next time you place a bet!

-istp

hind sight · Post by **hind sight** » Thu May 11, 2006 6:29 am

Looks like you missed a couple of spots.

Funniest thing I've seen in a while.
cheers!

CAL · Post by **CAL** » Thu May 11, 2006 7:01 am

oh my god the pain.......its more than you can ever imagine...just shave really close and have a tan and they likely wont notice...

Ouch

wrenchturner · Post by **wrenchturner** » Thu May 11, 2006 10:41 am

C-HRIS wrote:
xsbank wrote:Be a real man, a metrosexual: Back, sack and crack!
I'll tell you what- if Ottawa loses the next game to Buffalo, then I will....maybe I should lay off the bets for the rest of the playoffs

Did you welch on that one??? Not that I really want to know, but a guy really shouldn't back out on a bet made on a public forum

TopperHarley · Post by **TopperHarley** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:35 pm

Man, I look pretty good hairless

The worst part was when the 2 lovely waxers left me with about 1/10th of my chest undone. Once they left, I had to finish it off myself, which was very difficult. I still have a few patches I need to finish off, but I will leave that for another nite.

To add to the pain, as I was waxing myself, I had someone knock on our door to inquire about our room for rent. You can imagine his surprise when I answered the door without a shirt, a bloody chest and a bunch of dried up wax all over me. Northshore- I hope we didn't scare you too much- the room is still yours if you want it

And if anyone is ever planning on doing this- make sure you follow the instructions. There were at least 6 seperate occasions where the girls pulled the strips off in the wrong direction or didn't hold back my skin- the result is a bunch of bruised up pores, leaving big red spots on my chest.

As for the Ottawa game... I never made an official bet, but if you have an offer, I'll gladly entertain it!

... · Post by **...** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:42 pm

oh no..the nipple wax area...wooofah..yeeeash!

Well Im glad it's over for ya...so did you go out and get a pair of cute
summer slingbacks shoes in celebration? I think you deserve a treat.

BUahahaha!! Just kidding.

PS one more thing...dude..maybe you should eat a sandwidge. Put some beef on ya. Like my old school gramma used to say..."Baby Birddog...eat something...you're too skinny"

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu May 11, 2006 4:48 pm

How much does the wax cost?

TopperHarley · Post by **TopperHarley** » Thu May 11, 2006 5:16 pm

hazatude wrote:How much does the wax cost?

$40. Quite possibly the worst $40 I have ever spent in my life.

Sorry to say Haz, but I think I might be giving you a run for "avcanada's sexiest member" now that I'm smooth! I'm sure Chantal would agree

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu May 11, 2006 5:22 pm

Chantal is in no position to agree or disagree. It's kind of hard to type when you are bound and gagged

TopperHarley · Post by **TopperHarley** » Thu May 11, 2006 5:23 pm

I am Birddog wrote: PS one more thing...dude..maybe you should eat a sandwidge. Put some beef on ya. Like my old school gramma used to say..."Baby Birddog...eat something...you're too skinny"

You know what they say Birdog... "photographs subtract about 15 lbs of muscle." I might be small, but I can lift 130lb oxygen cylinders no problem (thats 90% my bodyweight!). I am pure muscle, you just cant see it in the pictures

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Thu May 11, 2006 7:31 pm

Chinups must be a sinch when you only have to lift 95lbs

TopperHarley · Post by **TopperHarley** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:21 pm

Dust Devil wrote:Chinups must be a sinch when you only have to lift 95lbs

Care to challenge me to a chinup contest? I still have 1/4 of a jar of wax left.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:54 pm

I am made of Iron and Bullshit.

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Fri May 12, 2006 6:58 pm

C-HRIS wrote:
Dust Devil wrote:Chinups must be a sinch when you only have to lift 95lbs

Care to challenge me to a chinup contest? I still have 1/4 of a jar of wax left.

strap on 150lbs of weights and your on.