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Those vending machines won't be vending anything after they've been flattened by a pile driver.

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A good cable cutter will cut all those cables on that pile driver.
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Cable cut this :D
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If she were to do that to this, her head would blow up.

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this guy will kill your whale dong and turn it into something useful, like a water jug or a nice hat
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edited for content
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That will take care of that nasty whaler.
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This should stop the spark... ala David Blaine.

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this should take care of David Blaine!

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Don't mess with Gwar!!!!!
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hate to fight fire with the same fire, but c'mon... who doesn't love a signing Nun... heck THE signing nun!!!!!! she gots a guitar, even!!
oh yeah, she's writting songs for Gwar...
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EDIT: Because I thought this was better....kind of morbid im sorry but still fits better.


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TOLEDO, Ohio - A priest was convicted Thursday of stabbing a Roman Catholic nun to death as she prepared for Easter services at a hospital 26 years ago, a murder prosecutors say was steeped in religious ritual.
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this will take care of that murderer

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That chair wont do much with out any electricity.
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SuperTermite and his termite buddies will soon have that power poll down!
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MM MMM good eaten!!
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These two will eat that right up!
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A little personal grooming will sort those "gentlemen" out.
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Good luck getting through these beards.

ZZ TOP FUCKING ROCKS!
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this should make quick work of those beards.....maybe


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i'm bumping this to the top because i thought this was one of the funner threads here and i'm trying to ressurect it. It got neglected and wasted away to page 5.
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I didn't see safety gloves, goggles, protective footwear or any attention to safety with that trimmer...


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surely this guy didnt read the manual...


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:roll:
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Post by quicksilver »

who reads a manual?

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