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w squared
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by w squared » Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:52 am
Those vending machines won't be vending anything after they've been flattened by a pile driver.
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WJflyer
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by WJflyer » Mon Apr 10, 2006 7:57 pm
A good cable cutter will cut all those cables on that pile driver.
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w squared
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by w squared » Mon Apr 10, 2006 8:02 pm
Cable cut this
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niss
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by niss » Tue May 02, 2006 1:23 pm
If she were to do that to this, her head would blow up.
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helijason
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by helijason » Tue May 02, 2006 9:33 pm
this guy will kill your whale dong and turn it into something useful, like a water jug or a nice hat
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Chop&Drop
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by Chop&Drop » Thu May 04, 2006 12:19 pm
edited for content
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niss
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by niss » Mon May 08, 2006 11:44 am
That will take care of that nasty whaler.
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by CarbIce » Mon May 08, 2006 11:58 am
This should stop the spark... ala David Blaine.
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SkyWolfe
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by SkyWolfe » Tue May 09, 2006 8:19 am
this should take care of David Blaine!
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laticsdave
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by laticsdave » Tue May 09, 2006 12:37 pm
Don't mess with Gwar!!!!!
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water wings
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by water wings » Tue May 09, 2006 1:46 pm
hate to fight fire with the same fire, but c'mon... who doesn't love a signing Nun... heck
THE signing nun!!!!!! she gots a guitar, even!!
oh yeah, she's writting songs for Gwar...
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by niss » Thu May 11, 2006 8:19 am
EDIT: Because I thought this was better....kind of morbid im sorry but still fits better.
TOLEDO, Ohio - A priest was convicted Thursday of stabbing a Roman Catholic nun to death as she prepared for Easter services at a hospital 26 years ago, a murder prosecutors say was steeped in religious ritual.
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helijason
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by helijason » Thu May 11, 2006 12:35 pm
this will take care of that murderer
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niss
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by niss » Fri May 12, 2006 6:19 am
That chair wont do much with out any electricity.
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laticsdave
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by laticsdave » Fri May 12, 2006 8:44 am
SuperTermite and his termite buddies will soon have that power poll down!
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by SkyWolfe » Fri May 12, 2006 9:17 am
MM MMM good eaten!!
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by Dust Devil » Fri May 12, 2006 9:27 am
These two will eat that right up!
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laticsdave
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by laticsdave » Fri May 12, 2006 10:45 am
A little personal grooming will sort those "gentlemen" out.
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niss
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by niss » Fri May 12, 2006 12:09 pm
Good luck getting through these beards.
ZZ TOP FUCKING ROCKS!
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helijason
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by helijason » Fri May 12, 2006 5:42 pm
this should make quick work of those beards.....maybe
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helijason
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by helijason » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:19 am
i'm bumping this to the top because i thought this was one of the funner threads here and i'm trying to ressurect it. It got neglected and wasted away to page 5.
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by desksgo » Mon Jul 03, 2006 9:29 am
I didn't see safety gloves, goggles, protective footwear or any attention to safety with that trimmer...
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helijason
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by helijason » Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:53 pm
surely this guy didnt read the manual...
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JW
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by JW » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:06 pm
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quicksilver
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by quicksilver » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:09 pm
who reads a manual?
quick
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