CHANTAL

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:02 pm

I'll wait for you and I'll give you all my heart if you are hot enough.

Think about that and think about how hot I am when you do.

I am a prize.

You win!

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:47 am

ROTFLMAO

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:02 pm

You don't look like a prize.

What do you mean if I'm hot enough?
Do you mean if I stick my b***s in your face, or do sexy poses all the time, I will be hot enough for you? Forget that!
I think that's degrading, a woman who does that cannot be trusted ok?
Why don't you ask flyinhigh about me, he seems to know something?

btw I am beating them off with sticks but they just won't leave me alone, poor me! I have to hang out here so I can get some peace.

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:40 pm

Ooo shot down! 1 confirmed kill.

Well haz if this doesn't work out:

You can always try this:

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:40 pm

Jeeses H. Chreist Haz, your reeling her in!!

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:57 pm

Splash one.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 4:06 pm

She'll come around.

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:36 pm

...I stick my b***s in ...

we can't write boobs anymore? well, that's shitty, i mean sh***y.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:56 pm

Maybe she meant boots and didn't know how to spell it Water Wings.

So Haz can teach her how to spell during their courtship.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:07 pm

Our first date will include a chapmagne flight over Hamilton in Peninsulair's Chieftain. I'll install the curtain myself.

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:18 pm

I'm a sick @#$!.

I wanna see video.

-istp

Flybabe · Post by **Flybabe** » Sat Sep 30, 2006 10:28 pm

istp wrote:I'm a sick @#$!.

I wanna see video.

-istp

With THAT comment I think I'll have to agree with you

. ._ · Post by **. ._** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 12:20 am

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:16 am

You don't look like a prize

Neither did that 88 year old Texas oil billionaire that Anna Nicole Smith married (but I will admit he always had a great big grin on his face in any pictures I saw of him) ... but he got to play with a pair of t1ts each bigger than the state of Wyoming

co-joe · Post by **co-joe** » Sun Oct 01, 2006 11:29 pm

Flybabe wrote:
istp wrote:I'm a sick @#$!.

I wanna see video.

-istp
With THAT comment I think I'll have to agree with you

What? You agree that he's a sick phuk? Or that you want to see the video?

Flybabe · Post by **Flybabe** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:39 am

I'll graciously pass on the video, but thank you for the consideration

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:05 am

Chantal wrote:You don't look like a prize.

haha I just hope for your first date, Haz takes you to the county fair.

MAKE HER SQUEEL HAZ!

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:40 am

Hey, we don't have county fairs in Canada
Why don't you stop hanging around the pigs you're getting to look and sound like them.

Haz: Another reason I won't ever be your girlfriend.

Springbok 3 · Post by **Springbok 3** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:50 am

Chantal wrote: Hazhole: Another reason I won't ever be your girlfriend.

Hazhole, what did you do to this chick?

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:27 am

you don't know about this, or if you do it's because you're a nosy parker, or an internet stalker, Why don't you get a life?

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:06 pm

Ok, so I'm feeling a little tension in the room...

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:15 pm

I think chantal lacks the required equipment to see the humour in all of this.

water wings · Post by **water wings** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:20 pm

Rowdy wrote:I think chantal lacks the required equipment to see the humour in all of this.

what's that, a d**k?

heavymetal · Post by **heavymetal** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 12:48 pm

what's that, a d**k?

Why would you need a dock to see the humor in this Water Wings? I'm guessing a whole lot of people in this room don't have docks or even water front property.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Mon Oct 02, 2006 1:18 pm

Chantal wrote:Hey, we don't have county fairs in Canada
Why don't you stop hanging around the pigs you're getting to look and sound like them.

Haz: Another reason I won't ever be your girlfriend.

We have many fairs in this area in the autumn.

I'm not sure if I understand the other reason you are spurning my advances...

I am smarter, kinder and better looking than any guy you have met or will ever meet. Truth.