CHANTAL

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 4:27 am

In the TV series Bewitched, who was your favourite Darrin...Was it Dick York, or Dick Sargent? I always thought you guys would offer some good views on the subject.

... · Post by **...** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:39 pm

hazatude wrote:I was simply trying to spread a little love in this bleak world of ours.

Canadian aviations best kept secret...

Mr. Greg Haza. Sweetest guy on the planet...and he has a big member apparently.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 1:33 pm

I am Birddog wrote:
hazatude wrote:I was simply trying to spread a little love in this bleak world of ours.
Canadian aviations best kept secret...

Mr. Greg Haza. Sweetest guy on the planet...and he has a big member apparently.

Thanks Birddog. Just shy of 6" though. Big in Japan I'd bet...

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 3:13 pm

I remember reading somewhere that a bat's member is one quarter of it's body length

No wonder that there is no shortage of actors in Hollywood that want to be Batman

Problem is, every time you got an erection, you'd pass out from loss of blood.

Reminds me of a joke, and Lord knows this thread needs some humour.

Three guys are sitting around, drinking at the bar at the top of the CN Tower. The first guy says to the second guy, "I think you should jump off the edge, zoom around in the wind, and shoot right back up here again".

The second guy says to the first guy, "Are you nuts? You go first!".

So the first guy jumps out, zooms around in the wind, and shoots back up again, and lands back in the bar.

The second guy says, "Holy shit! If you can do it, so can I!". And he jumps out the window and falls to his death on the sidewalk below.

And the third guy, who's been quiet up until this point, says to the first guy, "Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk".

And how did this topic remind me of Superman? Well, I heard this rumour (probably false) that they had to digitally reduce Superman's bulge in the latest movie because it was "distracting".

Highflyinpilot · Post by **Highflyinpilot** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:01 pm

I dont even know what's going on??? Am I in a shell of my own here or what??

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:33 pm

lilfssister wrote:I know a lot of you are thinking this whole thread is all in fun, but in the real world this is considered harrassment. Leave poor Chantal alone. She doesn't find it funny, she has said she's not interested, and obviously she has been offended by some of the comments. Give it a rest.

Please for the sake of the children, type it as harr***ment! Think of the children!!

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:26 pm

Hedley wrote: Three guys are sitting around, drinking at the bar at the top of the CN Tower. The first guy says to the second guy, "I think you should jump off the edge, zoom around in the wind, and shoot right back up here again".

The second guy says to the first guy, "Are you nuts? You go first!".

So the first guy jumps out, zooms around in the wind, and shoots back up again, and lands back in the bar.

The second guy says, "Holy shit! If you can do it, so can I!". And he jumps out the window and falls to his death on the sidewalk below.

And the third guy, who's been quiet up until this point, says to the first guy, "Superman, you sure are an asshole when you're drunk".

Hedley.. Theres now beer and pizza alllll over my desk and keyboard. Thanks man! I needed a laugh..

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:42 pm

Hedley, you're forgetting the barnicle! Barnicles are nature's porn stars. They would put Tommy Lee to shame. Some species of the little fellas have a member that's something on the order of 2-500% thier 'body' length.

This is necessary because they attach themselves to solid objects, therefore inorder to mate they must feel around for a receptive barnicette in the area.

In short (ironic turn of phrase in this case), if it were you, you'd have a t****y-w*****r about half a kilometer long! That's on average by the way!

So next time you see a little barnicle on a b**t or a d**k, show some respect. Lest he put you to shame!

Greg87 · Post by **Greg87** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:56 am

I think you know waaaaay to much information.

mellow_pilot · Post by **mellow_pilot** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:32 am

And now, so do you! Muahahaha!!

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:07 pm

Chantal wrote:uh! you just killed this thread, way to go silly

"Chantal" I've come to your defense 2 or 3 times when everyone is dumping on you. That post ends it. If you choose to perpetuate the myth that protesting against harassment (or har***ment), and that no MEANS NO, not "Try harder" or "I was only kidding", then you DEFINITELY perpetuate the myth that you aren't a woman. Perhaps you are a guy, or perhaps you are a 12 year old little girl, but definitely not a woman.

I give up on you.

Feel free to to post overt sexual innuendo guys.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:15 pm

Did you ever stop to think that perhaps Chantal enjoys the attention?

lilfssister · Post by **lilfssister** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 4:44 pm

Then "she" should stop f'ing whining.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:02 pm

You know, Sis...this offer applies to you as well. I am not selfish with my love.

2low · Post by **2low** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:34 pm

Im looking forward to the video!

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:12 pm

Lil Sis, Get off it,I'm totally ignoring these posts, otherwise I will be arguing with a bunch of drunken hecklers.
You don't have to "defend" me, especially if you can't follow the thread because in my last post, I was replying to w squared's 2 cents ok, get it now? I also think you should go out with Hazatude

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:16 pm

Chantal, "gets" the internet!

Sincere congratulations.

flyinhigh · Post by **flyinhigh** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:57 pm

lilfssister wrote: "Chantal" I've come to your defense 2 or 3 times when everyone is dumping on you. That post ends it. If you choose to perpetuate the myth that protesting against harassment (or har***ment), and that no MEANS NO, not "Try harder" or "I was only kidding", then you DEFINITELY perpetuate the myth that you aren't a woman. Perhaps you are a guy, or perhaps you are a 12 year old little girl, but definitely not a woman.

I give up on you.

Feel free to to post overt sexual innuendo guys.

LOL, you have finally come over to the dark side, hhahahha

sigmet77 · Post by **sigmet77** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:26 am

Best post in months, everyone at work is looking at me like I am a crazy guy, alone at my d**k, laughing my a** off. @#$! me. I mean @#$! m*.

Walker · Post by **Walker** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:27 am

I honestally did NOT think this thread could fill 3 pages...

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:24 pm

Walker wrote:I honestally did NOT think this thread could fill 3 pages...

And I never thought I could fill out a pair of size 44 slacks so well...so there you go.

superiorwhore · Post by **superiorwhore** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:57 pm

desksgo wrote:
Walker wrote:I honestally did NOT think this thread could fill 3 pages...
And I never thought I could fill out a pair of size 44 slacks so well...so there you go.

HAHA, I did

, I mean I D#$

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:16 pm

UPDATE: Things we know...

1) Chantal and Lilfssister are fighting over me.

2) Chantal is not as easily trolled as one would think

3) First one to PM me their bikini pictures will win my attention until I up the stakes.

wrenchturner · Post by **wrenchturner** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:04 pm

hazatude wrote: 3) First one to PM me their bikini pictures will win my attention until I up the stakes.

You might want to specify that you mean Chantal or Lilfssister, or you may get some pics you don't want to see

superiorwhore · Post by **superiorwhore** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:32 pm

Well here is wigwam willies gals from last weekend.