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xsbank
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by xsbank Fri Oct 27, 2006 12:41 pm
No wonder the wages have fallen so low - morons loose in the street.
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niss
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by niss Fri Oct 27, 2006 1:04 pm
???????
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swede
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by swede Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:22 pm
niss wrote: ???????
Remember the Tunguska blast of 1908?? it's finally been solved, . Norris round house kicked the crap out of the ionosphere!
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Bubbaganoosh
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by Bubbaganoosh Sat Oct 28, 2006 4:51 pm
Biff#$#^%**&BDOINK
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Apollo
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by Apollo Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:25 am
. Norris can believe it's not butter.
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C-KEEP
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by C-KEEP Sun Oct 29, 2006 4:12 pm
When . Norris jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets . Norris-ed.
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Pete
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by Pete Sun Oct 29, 2006 10:05 pm
. Norris doesn’t use a razor to shave in the morning, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face… because the only thing hard enough to cut . Norris, is . Norris.
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Bubbaganoosh
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by Bubbaganoosh Mon Oct 30, 2006 8:42 pm
Yeah, . Norris doesnt go to a dentist, his teeth damage the equipment.
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Scuba_Steve
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by Scuba_Steve Tue Oct 31, 2006 12:01 am
Pete wrote: . Norris doesn’t use a razor to shave in the morning, he roundhouse kicks himself in the face… because the only thing hard enough to cut . Norris, is . Norris.
...and thus the answer to the question 'what happens when an irristable force strikes a immovable object' is solved every morning when . norris shaves..
wtf who are we kidding, he doesn't shave.
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ei ei owe
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by ei ei owe Wed Nov 01, 2006 9:16 am
There is no chin behind . Norris' beard. There is only another
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Bubbaganoosh
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by Bubbaganoosh Wed Nov 01, 2006 10:27 am
. Norris once created a solar eclipse with his ego, he apologized to those affected after the fact.
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lucky37
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by lucky37 Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:01 am
. Norris doesn't read, he just stares at the words until they tell him what he wants to know.
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yyz monkey
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by yyz monkey Mon Nov 20, 2006 8:47 am
If you see . Norris, . Norris can see you. If you cannot see . Norris, you may be moments away from death.
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w squared
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by w squared Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:13 am
. Norris is the real reason that Borat left Kazakhstan. He heard that Cuck Norris would be visiting, and did not want to risk being roundhouse kicked to death.
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B-rad
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by B-rad Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:59 pm
double post
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B-rad
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by B-rad Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:59 pm
Spiderman has . Norris pijamas!
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Bubbaganoosh
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by Bubbaganoosh Mon Nov 20, 2006 9:16 pm
. Norris's round house kick's velocity is purely theoretical, it cannot be measured.
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Brantford Beech Boy
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by Brantford Beech Boy Tue Nov 21, 2006 6:37 am
Anticipation of death by a . Norris roundhouse is worse than death by a . Norris roundhouse itself
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JakeYYZ
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by JakeYYZ Tue Nov 21, 2006 9:39 am
. Norris can lead a horse to water AND make him drink.
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swede
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by swede Tue Nov 21, 2006 4:57 pm
. Norris doesn't sweat, he condenses and wicks.
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