Possible?

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 3:57 pm

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicoderm patch on it. He looks at the other priest and says, "I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis." The other one replies, "It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day."

Troubleshot · Post by **Troubleshot** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:04 pm

ZING!

rotorfloat · Post by **rotorfloat** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:06 pm

A priest and a friend are sitting down for lunch. The friend notices that the priest has a pair of boys underwear tied to his arm.

Upon asking the priest about the underwear, the priest rubs his arm and says "Oh this...I'm trying to quit"

short bus · Post by **short bus** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:48 pm

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, the bartender yells at them, "hey, what is this, some kind of joke?"

newfycontrol · Post by **newfycontrol** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:52 pm

How do u know there's a pilot in the room?

Oh don't worry....you'll know.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:05 pm

If you lock a pilot in a room with two steel balls, what will you find in the morning?

He has lost one and broken the other.

Rowdy · Post by **Rowdy** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:13 am

Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed in his pants..

bartender curious as all hell asks him whats up with the wheel..

"NYARRR IT DRIVES ME NUTS"

stopsquawk · Post by **stopsquawk** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:52 am

Q: How do you know your date with a pilot is half over?

A: He says "Enough about me, let's talk about airplanes......"

richardhead · Post by **richardhead** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:20 am

The Pope dies and goes to heaven. He gets to St Peter's gates and says to St Peter. My time has come, my work on earth is done and now I am ready for heaven. With a sad look on his face St Peter says to the Pope. I am so sorry but I cannot let you in, were full. With this look of utter didain the Pope looks at St Pete and says FULL! what do you mean FULL! I'm the Pope. I have devoted my whole life to God and now that I have passed your telling me I can't get in because your FULL! I'm the Pope for Christ's sake. St Pete says sorry there is nothing I can do. So as St Pete and the Pope are in the middle of the heated discussion as to why he cannot enter heaven a Pilot rides up on a white stalliion in full regalia. Scarf, goggles leather flight jacket (Complete with IN THRUST WE TRUST patch). St Peter immediatly opens heavens gates and the pilot rides in. Well the Pope loses it. YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT ME, THE POPE, GOD'S RIGHT HAND MAN ON EARTH CANNOT GET INTO HEAVEN BECAUSE IT'S FULL BUT YOU ARE GOING TO LET A FREAKIN PILOT IN! Relax, relax says St Peter, that's not a pilot.......that's GOD he just thinks he's a PILOT!

tripleittt · Post by **tripleittt** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:54 am

One of the Pope's top ranking cardinals ran into the Pope's office and said

"Pope, Pope something spectacular and horrible has happend"

Pope says "What do you mean?"

Cardinal - "Well I got good news and bad news, which do you want first?"

Pope - "Well, good of course"

Cardinal - "Jesus has come again, at last"

Pope - "Wow, what's the bad news"

Cardinal - "He's in Salt Lake City!"

Cancelgar · Post by **Cancelgar** » Sat Jan 13, 2007 5:24 pm

What's the difference between a pimple and a priest?

A pimple doesn't come on your face until you're twelve.