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floatpiperdriver
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by floatpiperdriver Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:39 pm
In a conflict with an airplane, going a hundred miles per hour, and the ground, going zero miles per hour...the ground has yet to lose!
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niss
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Posts: 6745 Joined: Sat Jun 25, 2005 8:54 pmLocation: I'm a CPL trapped in a PPL's Body.
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by niss Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:58 am
"IT WAS WORTH IT!"
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She’s built like a Steakhouse, but she handles like a Bistro.
W0X0F
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Posts: 142 Joined: Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:00 amLocation: Right of the Rocks
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by W0X0F Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:35 pm
No bucks,
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adhc2
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Posts: 111 Joined: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:08 pmLocation: Okanagan
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by adhc2 Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:38 am
THE RUNWAY WAS KINDA SHORT BUT IT SURE WAS WIDE
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PITA
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Posts: 118 Joined: Sat Mar 06, 2004 6:31 amLocation: sont
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by PITA Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:59 pm
I know there's alot of money in Aviation "I put alot of it in there"
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200hr Wonder
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by 200hr Wonder Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:58 pm
When the weight of the paper work is equal to the weight of the aircraft you can go flying.
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200hr Wonder
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by 200hr Wonder Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:58 pm
I never met an airplane the could read.
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adhc2
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Posts: 111 Joined: Sat Dec 10, 2005 3:08 pmLocation: Okanagan
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by adhc2 Tue Dec 19, 2006 1:08 am
FUNNY THING ABOUT FLOAT FLYIN THE RUNWAY CHANGES EVERY TIME
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youngflier
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by youngflier Wed Feb 07, 2007 6:11 pm
HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS
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Luscombe
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Posts: 329 Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2005 5:57 amLocation: Planet Earth
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by Luscombe Fri Feb 09, 2007 12:47 pm
"The best way to make a small fortune in aviation is to start off with a big one"
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youngflier
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by youngflier Sat Feb 10, 2007 11:53 am
Luscombe wrote: "The best way to make a small fortune in aviation is to start off with a big one"
so sad yet so true
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Commonwealth
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by Commonwealth Mon Feb 12, 2007 11:34 pm
I‘d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
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Apollo
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Posts: 591 Joined: Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:42 pmLocation: Ontario
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by Apollo Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:47 am
Just pull back
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Naveed
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Posts: 81 Joined: Thu Aug 10, 2006 3:19 pm
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by Naveed Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:12 am
caffeine is my co-pilot
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nite_owl
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Posts: 86 Joined: Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:35 pm
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by nite_owl Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:05 pm
Don't tell mama I'm a pilot, tell her I'm a piano player in a whorehouse!
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Navajo-dude
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by Navajo-dude Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:12 pm
It's not the size of the airplane, it's the size of the paycheck!!!
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electraguy
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Posts: 225 Joined: Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:33 pm
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by electraguy Tue Feb 13, 2007 10:23 pm
"SHITBALLS"
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Son, Your gonna have to make your mind up about growing up and becoming a pilot.. You can't do both!!
wingandaprayer
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Posts: 142 Joined: Tue Jan 04, 2005 3:00 pmLocation: somewhere over the rainbow
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by wingandaprayer Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:45 am
when in doubt... don't say 'Roger'
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"this is how you smile to someone you don't like too much; this is how you smile to someone you don't like at all; this is how you smile to someone you like completely; this is how you set a table for tea." ~ Jamaica Kincaid, "Girl"
Idriveplane
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Posts: 424 Joined: Mon Sep 05, 2005 10:54 amLocation: Tree tops
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by Idriveplane Sat Feb 17, 2007 5:14 am
Aviation is like crack, you know its bad for you, but you can't stop
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like2fly
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by like2fly Sat Feb 17, 2007 1:53 pm
Never "ASSUME"
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Isis
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Posts: 149 Joined: Mon May 30, 2005 3:57 pmLocation: CYQT
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by Isis Sat Feb 17, 2007 4:52 pm
The only thing that electric fuel guages tell you, is that you have electric fuel guages!
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Keep Flyin'!
shitdisturber
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Posts: 2165 Joined: Tue Feb 17, 2004 3:38 pmLocation: If it's Monday it's got to be somewhere shitty
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by shitdisturber Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:15 pm
The only time you can trust a Cessna fuel guage is when it reads "empty"
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FL_CH
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Posts: 273 Joined: Tue Jul 05, 2005 8:59 amLocation: Toronto
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by FL_CH Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:37 pm
I wouldn't trust it even then! I've had a Cessna fuel gauge jump from 0 to full during one of the flights after we'd just top off the tanks.
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youngflier
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by youngflier Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:13 pm
If helicopters are so safe, how come there are no vintage helicopter fly-ins ?
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LostinRotation
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Posts: 1048 Joined: Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:54 pmLocation: Cloud #8
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by LostinRotation Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:25 pm
Everyone has some dual
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Sometimes I think it's a shame when I get feelin' better when I'm feelin no pain.
