What's your favorite quote you have ever heard?

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God must love stupid people; He made so many. ... and from the same source: Stupidity is not a handicap, park elsewhere!!...

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As for the future, your task is not to foresee it, but to enable it.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (The Wisdom of the Sands)
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"I am way too drunk to taste this chicken" - The late Colonel Sanders
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Alwyas aim for the moon - for if you miss you will land among the stars. -unk.
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Don't tell me the skies the limit when there are footprints on the moon!
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Post by Brantford Beech Boy »

"If it floats, flys or fucks....rent it." - Don P.

heard in the 7f crew room in YFB many moons ago.

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FEEL FREE TO BE YOURSELF......
IT just makes me look better!



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Your village called.......

Their missing an idiot.
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Post by Siddley Hawker »

Canadians want to benefit from the American nuclear umbrella, but they don't want to hold onto the umbrella handle. To that extent, the knee-jerk anti-Americanism of some Canadians verges on hyprocisy.
Pierre Elliot Trudeau.


There's a huge difference between doin' the locomotion and pulling a train.
George Carlin.


Pierre Trudeau makes Judas Iscariot look like a team player.
Bob Rae.


A foolish conspiracy is the hob-goblin of little minds.
Winston Churchill.

Sumer is icumen in. Lhude sing cuckoo.
Geoffrey Chaucer.
Winter is icumin in. Lhude sing Goddam.
Ambrose Bierce.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

-Groucho Marx
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"I'm paying for a Harley! I can't afford smart wool socks!!"

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"I'm paying for a Harley! I can't afford smart wool socks!!"

Snowgoose.
Tee hee hee, you so witty Doc.

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I guess you should re-read the posts there cowboy.
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Post by PARADISE »

Not my favorite quote, however very appropriate to our times.

Young men go to war. Sometimes because the have to, sometimes because they want to. Always, they feel they are supposed to. This comes from the sad, layered stories of life, which over centuries have seen courage confused with picking up arms, and cowardice confused with laying them down.----Mitch Alboun
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
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whats your favorite quote you have ever heard

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I'm an island of intellect surrounded by a sea of stupidity. :shock:
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Post by Dust Devil »

I quite often look at some real sleek looking woman on the street and the first thing that comes into my mind is Jeeses I'd sure like to get the chance to wipe my dick off on her bedroom curtains.

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Dust Devil wrote:I quite often look at some real sleek looking woman on the street and the first thing that comes into my mind is Jeeses I'd sure like to get the chance to wipe my dick off on her bedroom curtains.

-Cat Driver-
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That'll buff right out :rolleyes:
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Agreed
but do not do it if she has fibreglass curtains,you will be scratching all day :wink: :wink:
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Success in life is when the cognac that you drink is older than the women you drink it with. 8)
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Post by JakeYYZ »

After a month spent trying to come up with mutually agreed date for our family reunion, an uncle opined: “It’s like herding cats with a blowtorch and a mackerel.”

Here’s one for you Doc:
The only thing money can’t buy is poverty.
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Post by Flying Low »

I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Winston Churchill
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"They're not stupid, they're just shallow...."

In my kitchen a few days ago, by a waitress friend describing her co-workers....

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Habs suck
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Post by Rowdy »

"did you draw that yourself?"

The one and only.. shady Mcsly..

Where is that guy?
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JakeYYZ wrote:After a month spent trying to come up with mutually agreed date for our family reunion, an uncle opined: “It’s like herding cats with a blowtorch and a mackerel.”
:lol: :lol:
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