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So had a rather eventful tiff with a moron today, Anyone else have a moron living next door? or across the street? or too close for your own comfort? by all means id love to hear!
I know theres some saying about a fool argueing with a fool...so pls lets refrain from that!
I have one that listens to: "I would walk five hundred miles" by The Proclamers over and over back to back once every few weeks for a coupple hours each time, leaves his window open right next to my bedroom. It starts arround 9:30 and goes to arround 12:30. the man lives alone with his dog. thats about all.
sometimes the song changes...."Ring of fire" by Johnny Cash the odd time but mostly the Proclaimers
I lived next door to a dope dealer that was selling to kids 14-17. They broke into cars on the street, and I even saw an old lady get punched in the face when they stole her purse and ran.
Eventually the tactical squad came in and busted the guy a couple of times, then he raped his ex-girlfriend and took off to Vancouver where he got arrested a couple more times.
Bad neighbours eventually leave because they get arrested or evicted. (The skid-row kinda neighbours.)
The jerk neighbours with jobs will be there for life. Then you gotta move.
Man you guys have made me feel better!
I just have an ignorant dude next door but some of you have seem to be in a neighbourhood in a war zone....nevertheless istp is right...however istp about the job ive never seen this guy leave his property
Kid next door egged our house and our neighbours'. Daddy says not my boy. Daddy is a fireman but has a barbecue and 3 extra propane tanks on his deck. Kid screams at Mommy and is supported by Daddy. Kid goes to a "special" school, can only guess why.
You want shit for brains neighbours, do like I did and move into a mobile home park.
Sounded like a good idea at the time, affordable housing and all, but what makes a trailer park is trailer trash. I cannot wait to get rid of the piece of shit I own.
Neighbour has a parking spot for one car so he parks an old piece of junk Ford van, one of the full sized extended kind, in the lot then his wife(who would make a maggot gag) parks her car next to the van, then his son,(truly a brain dead asshole) parks his jeep next to gag a maggot and he parks his dually next to brain dead. Now nobody can get by. and he is one of the better ones. One guy moved out and it took 3 dumpster bins to clean up the junk he left behind.
So, for those interested, here are the rules to become the "King of Trailer Trash"
It is a point system. Those with the most points can stick his/her beer belly out and be called (burp) THE KING/QUEEN of TRAILER TRASH, depending upon you preference.
If you have a:
junky yard .................................... 5 points.
really junky yard .......................... 10 points.
derelict car in yard. ...................... 150 points.
if it is still drivable ........................ -50 points.
if it is a truck ............................... 1500 points.
if it is still drivable ........................ -500 points.
if it is a dually .............................. 2000 points.
if it is still drivable ........................ - 750 points.
if it is a gravel truck ..................... 5000 points.
if it is an 18 wheeler .................... 5000 points.
if you do not have a parking space.. 500 points.
for your dually .............................. 500 points.
for your derelict car ........................ 200 points.
for your derelict van ...................... 300 points.
for your gravel truck .................... 1000 points.
for multiple vehicles ...................... 400 points.
for a grow op .............................. 1000 points.
for dealing drugs ........................ 1500 points.
Newer trailer in good condition ....... -10 points.
Older trailer in good condition ......... - 5 points.
nice yard ...................................... - 5 points.
But if you keep your dually and your gravel truck and your junk car in your yard and leave @ 05:00 AM with your gravel truck and can make the Jake brakes rattle, you are automatically KING of THE PARK" With that honour, you will be allowed to play truckin songs on your 8 track and wear your chain drive wallet to Mickey Dee's and when you climb into bed with gag a maggot you will be allowed to add spurs to your double clutching boots because man, you need all the help you can get.
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These feelings just don't involve anyone else.
What about the Tyvek on the side of your crack shack thats been there for 3 years because you were going to put up siding on it but got drunk that weekend instead, or the roof with the tarp on it all winter because you decided to replace it in October and in the spring when you actually get all your tools to the roof finally including aircompressor you decide to get drunk for 2 weeks and loose motivation leaving all you tools on your roof to rot!
