1. You can't board the plane unless you have the exact change.
2. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.
3. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.
4. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
5. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.
6. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once."
7. No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
8. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
9. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.
(sorry, # 10 was cancelled without warning or reason. No refunds.)
Top 10 indications you are flying onboard Ryan Air
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Top 10 indications you are flying onboard Ryan Air
In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield...W. Buffett
Haha, funny. I flew on Ryanair last year, and have 3 more flights booked for the spring of 2005 when I go back.
I never really noticed anything terrible about the experience, pretty much like getting on the train/bus in Europe.
My one flight from Edinburgh to Sweden in 2003 cost $2.99 (+ taxes/fees)
This time, I have a similar flight from London to Sweden for the spring, cost $0.01, no joke. Unbelievable!
I never really noticed anything terrible about the experience, pretty much like getting on the train/bus in Europe.
My one flight from Edinburgh to Sweden in 2003 cost $2.99 (+ taxes/fees)
This time, I have a similar flight from London to Sweden for the spring, cost $0.01, no joke. Unbelievable!
