I used to have _________, but now I am a pilot

Mach1 · Post by **Mach1** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:00 pm

I used to have _______________,
but now I'm a pilot.

Fill in the blank

3Green · Post by **3Green** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:07 pm

Good credit

shitdisturber · Post by **shitdisturber** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:10 pm

money and a life

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:13 pm

Self respect

milton · Post by **milton** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:18 pm

the admiration of my wife

FA28 guy · Post by **FA28 guy** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:19 pm

HAIR AND A WAIST LINE

loopy · Post by **loopy** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:21 pm

a job as a waiter

or

dreams about making lots of money.

happy_flyer · Post by **happy_flyer** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:29 pm

a healthy liver

Special K · Post by **Special K** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:44 pm

Hearing
Dignity
a functioning lower back
sanity.........well, maybe not

Regruntled · Post by **Regruntled** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:52 pm

This may sound a bit too Stuart Smalley but whatever, here goes:

A feeling of hopelessness and despair that I would be forever trapped in a meaningless dead end job that I hated.

Panama Jack · Post by **Panama Jack** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 2:52 pm

a promising career in the porn industry

Caracrane · Post by **Caracrane** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 3:31 pm

days off like anybody else

Rudy · Post by **Rudy** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:09 pm

Panama Jack wrote:a promising career in the gay porn industry

It's the Pitts · Post by **It's the Pitts** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 4:30 pm

Respect for my self

But now I take it in the ass, with no lube

not even the courtesy of a reach-around

W5 · Post by W5 » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:26 pm

A wife, or two.

chiefpilot · Post by **chiefpilot** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:31 pm

ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!

Less, of course, the gay porn thing

CP.

R580XD · Post by **R580XD** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:35 pm

a life
self esteem
a great paying job
a normal sleep pattern

corn-shoot · Post by **corn-shoot** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:37 pm

This topic was made for me...

Mach1 wrote:I used to have _______________,
but now I'm a pilot.

Dignity, sex, compassion for my fellow man, normal blood pressure, the ability to stop for people when they cross the street, potential, hope, dark hair, teeth, friends, goals, dreams, family, determination, positivity, non-mortgaged testicles,independence from substances, a name other than Corn-Shoot, balance, normal co-workers, less blood on my hands at the end of the day, eyebrows (Damn PT-6 exhaust), steady meals, clean underwear, the inability to hide a dead body effectively, non-edible pets, a home without wheels, indoor plumming, and happiness.

another quart · Post by **another quart** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:43 pm

corn sounds like you finally have a life and found you calling

justplanecrazy · Post by **justplanecrazy** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:48 pm

corn-shoot wrote:This topic was made for me...

Mach1 wrote:I used to have _______________,
but now I'm a pilot.

non-mortgaged testicles, non-edible pets.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 5:51 pm

Corn-Shoot....

Suppose you got a job with TC that pays you a livable salary with full medical and a good pension plan, easy working hours with known days off, you would be bullet proof as far as getting fired and you could make as many fu.. ups as you desired with the full backing of your employer....

Ever thought of quitting general aviation and moving over to TC?

As well you would have many, many more colleauges with whom to associate with, as there are getting to be more TC employees than general aviation people that are employed........jeesees the plusses are endless.....

So come on man what think thee of that??

Cat Driver

Phlyer · Post by **Phlyer** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:23 pm

. - see hot employment tips 'dark side of the force'.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:31 pm

Don't worry, Corn-Shoot has to much on the ball, they would never hire him.

That would be like a Chief pilot hiring someone with one hundred times his own experince and knowledge.

So naw, we ain't gonna be ramp checked with anyone with an ID tag with Corn-Shoot below the picture.

Cat

TG · Post by TG » Thu Mar 11, 2004 6:32 pm

a family

ndb · Post by **ndb** » Thu Mar 11, 2004 8:21 pm

I spent most of my money on flying and women. The rest I wasted.

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