the only time in history the F word is appropriate!!

[capt.]

These were emailed to me yesterday, thought that they were good enough to share.

The "F" Word

(Correct use of the "F" word)

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has
been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912



10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938


7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC


5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566


4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC



2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

-- Bill Clinton, 1998


and a drum roll please............!


1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this

@%#*^ing mad."

-- Saddam Hussein,

Hope you all enjoy, I like #3 personally.

[corn-shoot]

Waww waaaaw waaahhhhhhh....


Everyone's got an uncle or weird relative that sends them this one.

[Panama Jack]

"Free" is my favorite 4-letter "F" word.