Even the dogs are crapping on WJ

[Rotten Apple #1]

In one of the more amusing experiences I've had with dog poop, I relate the following true story:

So yesterday, my steely-eyed no-nonsense FO and I are walking through Pearson's Terminal 3 when we spot a man dragging a medium sized dog by a very taut leash, from WJ's domestic check-in counter straight to the exit doors. The dog's back is arched, its tail up, and desperately trying to dig his heels in so that he could stop.

Behind the dog are left a series of snipped off turds, (I counted 5) evenly along the floor. Almost like pylons. About every three feet or so. Made me think about how they make sausages.

The man disappears outside with dog, while I consider the quandary of being an 'owner'.

My FO had no such quandaries and continued onwards towards Pumpernickel's for a chicken wrap.

I looked down at the trail of droppings and then up to see if anyone was doing anything about the shituation. Eventually the Info Booth lady called for maintenance.

The owner and dog returned to the check-in counter a short time later without bothering to offer to help.

In the end, only one unsuspecting traveler ended up stepping in one of the piles.

I'm not sure if this event could be blamed on the SabreSonic transition, as the line up didn't look too bad.

And that, is the rest of the story.

[invertedattitude]

Storing "Shituation" for future use

[aerodude]

Ah yes the joy of the "new" travelling public with 59$ fares...

[North Shore]

Y'know, (not that I've ever had a dog) but I'm pretty sure I've never seen one with a red "About To Shit Now" light mounted between its ears. Pretty poor owner not to offer to clean up, though; but then again, that's TO for ya - I've seen the exact same thing downtown walking up University Avenue
I was so pissed off, I briefly thought about picking up the turds with my bare hands and depositing them into the owner's hoodie, which was open down his back..

[gulfan]

At least it wasn't this dog ...

[CANAM]

I recently stepped into the lav, only to discover that somebody had missed the toilet by about 2' with an excellent turd. Unfortunetely, by the time I found it, one passenger had stepped in it with his $300.00 shoes. Needless to say, he was upset that he was going to miss his meeting because of this. On a positive note, if anybody is in the market for a $300.00 pair of shoes, please PM me.

[circlingfor69]

I call Bull Sh#t.....None of WJ's pax would ever pay $300.00 for their shoes!!!!

[Stick-Shaker]

I call Bull Sh#t.....None of WJ's pax would ever pay $300.00 for their shoes!!!!

lol.