The person below me

[. ._]

False. I don't have one.

The person below me has considered getting a Russian mail-order bride because if they're like Russian planes, they look sweet and the maintenance can be done with simple tools.

[iflyforpie]

False. I've already got a good looking, low-maintenance Dutch-German wife. They made some good planes too...



TPBM has ridden in a biplane...

[. ._]

True. OPEN COCKPIT, BABY! The best way to fly. Mmm. I can still taste the mineral oil she spat at me.

The person below me has flown a Russian and/or Soviet plane.

[Cougar]

False!! (But -- I did get to drop some cool Russian jumpers -- they gave me a special pin that had a little Lenin head on it.... and it broke the first time I touched it!)


TPBM wishes he had a bigger... watch!!

[Darkwing Duck]

Nope, too much bling aint my thing.

TPBM wants to be a Mexican wrestler.

[iflyforpie]

True. That would be craptactularific...



The person below me doesn't GARA about the Oscars...

[Cougar]

Boy, you got THAT right! Oscar night? Oh, yeah.. time to go pick up garbage along the side of the road...

The Person Below Me still reads MAD Magazine in the bathroom....

[. ._]

False. I don't read anything in the bathroom. I'm not good at multi-tasking.

The person below me is SITTIN' ON THA TOILET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sUUZkCW ... re=related

[. ._]

False. I am sitting here bumping this thread.

The person below me will be iflyforpie telling me how great his Volvo is and how many kms he's up to.
(I'm sort of considering buying a 1986 Volvo 740 turbo.)

[cdnpilot77]

False, I drive a Ford Pickup.

The person below me will go on a rant about how I ruined this thread!

[. ._]

False. I will say how great the thread continues to be!

The person below me will have a coffee stain on his white pilot shirt before he gets to work tomorrow.

[iflyforpie]

False. I only wear Hawaiian shirts.

PS, for you istp, it is great. You should see how many heads it turns! 413,000 km, still pretty low actually...

TPBM thinks the Habs might make it this year...

[cdnpilot77]

False. I only wear Hawaiian shirts.

PS, for you istp, it is great. You should see how many heads it turns! 413,000 km, still pretty low actually...

TPBM thinks the Habs might make it this year...

False...Cinderella has come back for the slipper...Habs done in 4 vs. Philly or Boston, doesn't matter which one comes out of that series.

The person below me will bring me good luck in finally landing a job.

[. ._]

False. Work is overrated (insert blatant plug for my book)

http://thepogeymanifesto.wordpress.com/

My pogey runs out at the end of the month.

The person below me will correctly guess what my next job will be.

[TG]

True!

Whatever you think, your next job will be to bring luck to Canadian jobless pilots including yourself!

The person below me will do like me and cut & paste "The person below me" instead of writing TPBM.

[MCB]

False. I will legitimately type the following out.

TPBM actually knows what 'TPBM' means.

[Snagmaster E]

False, Tight Package Big Mac.

TPBM is now thinking about going to get one ( a Big Mac, not a tight package).

[Darkwing Duck]

False, I hate Rotten Ronnies

TBPM actually went to read ISTP's blatant plug for his book, got bored and started playing with his belly button lint he picked out during the 3rd paragraph.

[Nark]

False. Reading anything with "Manifesto" in the title will get me kicked out of the Hannity-Beck club.

The person below me is already calculating the eight hours from Saturday morning's show time and setting their alarm; coincidentally it will go off right in the middle of the Doors "Roadhouse Blues", Billy Joel's "Piano Man" or Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance"

[. ._]

False. In Canada it would have to be Kim Mitchell's "Patio Lanterns", Doug and the Slugs "Makin' it Work" and The Barenaked Ladies' cover of "Lovers in a Dangerous Time". Cancon, you know.

The person below me had to Google "Hannity-Beck".

[cdnpilot77]

False...but they are not nearly as entertaining as Abbot and Costello

The person below me is about to find Abbott and Costello on Youtube to watch "Whos on First"

[Tubthumper]

....hmmm.....ok, maybe....but only after I watch more "Leave it to Beaver" episodes.

TPBM is not flying today and busy sculptling a plate of mashed potatos into the shape of an airplane.

[Hedley]

True, but I'm actually sculpting the mashed potatoes into the shape of Devil's Tower, all the while jumping up and down and shrieking, "This is important!".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqhE7ieH2R8

TPBM has never seen the movie "Close Encounters Of The Third Kind".

[Nark]

True, but hulu will fix that.

TPBM has to google hulu, and soon wishes they could hulu too.

[iflyforpie]

True.

The person below me is pissed that they can't get it in Canada.