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TG
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by TG » Mon May 31, 2010 5:56 am
Hawkerflyer wrote: Canada's other country...Quebec
Yes but:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wale ... 452843.stm
Research carried out already had also shown having two languages helped protect against the decline in the brain's abilities when ageing,"
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Darkwing Duck
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by Darkwing Duck » Mon May 31, 2010 7:50 am
Pilots taxing onto the ramp with thier taxi light on, blinding the marshaller. SHUT THE F^@King things off.
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cjpilot
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by cjpilot » Mon May 31, 2010 10:36 am
Pilots who wear stripes on their shirts...
...especially when flying their own airplane
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linecrew
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Location: On final so get off the damn runway!
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by linecrew » Mon May 31, 2010 10:57 am
People who DON'T get pissed off when I say "...any conflicting, please advise" because I'm trying to piss all y'all off.
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TG
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by TG » Mon May 31, 2010 11:04 am
cjpilot, that's only because you are a jealous copilot.
I once went to a travel clinic in Montréal during winter and saw someone from Garda, a private security firm. The man looked like having very broad shoulders.
Then I remarked his 4 bulky stripes on his coat.
He removed his coat which showed another set of 4 bulky stripes on his sweater.
He remover his sweater which showed another set of 4 bulky stripes on his shirts.
His shoulders were not that broad anymore
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by niss » Mon May 31, 2010 11:35 am
Ground crews who refuse to address me as Captain when fueling up my Cherokee.
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cjpilot
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by cjpilot » Mon May 31, 2010 11:55 am
cjpilot, that's only because you are a jealous copilot.
Quite the contrary actually.
IMHO stripes in the right seat are just as ridiculous as stripes in the left seat. Contrary to popular belief, the presence of stripes on one's shirt has no correlating effect on aircraft performance.
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by sapper6fd » Mon May 31, 2010 1:33 pm
Midgets. They have small hands and smell of Cabbage.
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JohnnyHotRocks
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by JohnnyHotRocks » Mon May 31, 2010 1:43 pm
cjpilot wrote: cjpilot, that's only because you are a jealous copilot.
Quite the contrary actually.
IMHO stripes in the right seat are just as ridiculous as stripes in the left seat. Contrary to popular belief, the presence of stripes on one's shirt has no correlating effect on aircraft performance.
NO...but it does make a huge difference in the way flight crews are treated by government authorities in many countries around the world.
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chipmunk
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by chipmunk » Mon May 31, 2010 2:05 pm
I think TG was being funny with the jealous part.
Re: epaulets - At a large airport in West Africa, the handler told me I wasn't allowed to be airside unless I had bars on my flight suit, so yeah, they do have their place!
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mr.jinks
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by mr.jinks » Mon May 31, 2010 3:49 pm
Top Gun ace pilots with huge watches, raybans, and hair full of dippity doo to contain their over inflated egos. Get a life.
on a side note, I never crab on final.
oh yeah, and Quebec, i have nothing against the province, i just don't care for the people.
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into the blue
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by into the blue » Mon May 31, 2010 4:23 pm
mr.jinks wrote: Top Gun ace pilots with huge watches
...like actual CLOCKS!
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looproll
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by looproll » Mon May 31, 2010 4:33 pm
mine is when the other pilot calls terminal and says "departures" or "arrivals", plural. It's ARRIVAL or DEPARTURE damnit!
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linecrew
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by linecrew » Mon May 31, 2010 7:10 pm
looproll wrote: mine is when the other pilot calls terminal and says "departures" or "arrivals", plural. It's ARRIVAL or DEPARTURE damnit!
Hey that's like when the Brits say an aircraft is on "finals" like it was shootng mutliple simultaneous approaches.
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by Koizie1 » Mon May 31, 2010 9:25 pm
People using the self-serve checkouts with a cart full of food. Its slows you down, and me. Stop being a douche and join the line up.
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AEROBAT
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by AEROBAT » Mon May 31, 2010 9:39 pm
Pet peeve......people doing friggen circuits that are huge. Some I have seen at least 2 miles from the airport on downwind
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TG
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by TG » Mon May 31, 2010 9:47 pm
Koizie1 wrote: People using the self-serve checkouts with a cart full of food. Its slows you down, and me. Stop being a douche and join the line up.
Huh !?
First I wish I could fill up my cart full of food and I can't because I'm on standby to start a couple of weeks rotation.
Second, if I see someone using the self-serve checkouts with a cart full of food I'll go to the next one.
And about the 2 miles from the airport on downwind,
I'm sure this guy need it
I goggled "ultimate pet peeves" for the fun of it and came up with this:
http://forum.purseblog.com/general-disc ... 30434.html
Amazing what people would find as pet peeves, 20 pages of it....
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planett
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by planett » Mon May 31, 2010 9:50 pm
BA crews that refer to themselves as "THE Speedbird forty niner" You may not be the only Speedbird flying today.
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by Hawkeye4077 » Mon May 31, 2010 10:05 pm
//extremely personal attack removed by Sulako. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Next time's a strike.
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AEROBAT
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by AEROBAT » Mon May 31, 2010 10:09 pm
TG wrote: Koizie1 wrote: People using the self-serve checkouts with a cart full of food. Its slows you down, and me. Stop being a douche and join the line up.
Huh !?
First I wish I could fill up my cart full of food and I can't because I'm on standby to start a couple of weeks rotation.
Second, if I see someone using the self-serve checkouts with a cart full of food I'll go to the next one.
And about the 2 miles from the airport on downwind,
I'm sure this guy need it
The last time I saw a 104 enter the circuit he did an overhead break and it was at Namao. There is a guy at our strip with an L-39 and his downwind is NEVER more than 1/2 a mile out.
I goggled "ultimate pet peeves" for the fun of it and came up with this:
http://forum.purseblog.com/general-disc ... 30434.html
Amazing what people would find as pet peeves, 20 pages of it....
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'effin hippie
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by 'effin hippie » Mon May 31, 2010 11:06 pm
people who's posts consist of nothing but quotes of other, previous posts, with nothing added by themselves....
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by niss » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:37 am
looproll wrote: mine is when the other pilot calls terminal and says "departures" or "arrivals", plural. It's ARRIVAL or DEPARTURE damnit!
Maybe they are from Quebec?
Toronto Arrivals, Foxtrot Otel Halpha Zulus is inbounds fer landings. Calice! I ate speakings in Hanglish!
Captain on the left during preflight.
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Let's kick the tires, and light the fires.... SHIT! FIRE! EMERGENCY CHECKLIST!
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by Mustard » Tue Jun 01, 2010 5:28 am
Paying taxes when others don't have to.
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yycflyguy
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by yycflyguy » Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:39 am
Hawkeye4077 wrote: //extremely personal attack removed by Sulako. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Next time's a strike.
My pet peeve is moderation before I get to read the juicy stuff.
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4Stroke
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by 4Stroke » Tue Jun 01, 2010 9:00 am
'effin hippie wrote: people who's posts consist of nothing but quotes of other, previous posts, with nothing added by themselves....
+1
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