Napoleon Dynamite

tailgunner · Post by **tailgunner** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:48 pm

I was watching Napoleon Dynamite the other night when I thought to myself Jeez He looks like the same Transport guy who did my last ride!. Then , as I listened to Napoleon, it struck me that most Transport guys are like that!.....Losers.

Andy Dufresne · Post by **Andy Dufresne** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:54 pm

You must fly here out of Calgary to?

peeelot · Post by **peeelot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 4:56 pm

I actually had a good experiance at transport last week. I have also had great DFE on all my rides they used them not just as a test but as a lesson. I came out of all my rides as a better pilot. But it is too bad there are some DFE who are out to say I will fail you just because I can.

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:07 pm

The best thing about holding the power of being a check pilot is that you can flunk someone right away if you don't like the guy.

Skill doesn't matter because they usually don't get any farther than trying to close the door on the plane and then it's flunk time because the candidate didn't do a "proper" briefing before the door got closed.

If the guy is nice but smells funny it's better to flunk the guy in the hold or the NDB approach because then he won't have much of a leg to stand on when he goes to the Tribunal because it's his word against yours and you will probably lose anyways. Besides, even if you win it just gets referred back for reconsideration and then you lose again.

So it doesn't matter if TC guys are losers, they hold your nuts, your career, your future and your life in a bag and you know it. So watch out what you say. TC has ways of finding out who you are.!!

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:15 pm

Boy, I had better be careful.

I sure wouldn't want to ruin my career.

Cat

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:38 pm

Cat,

Thank you for your submissiveness.

I've always liked a candidate that can really kiss my @@s properly.

I hope I never have flunk you too, although I've never met you or smelled you I bet we could agree on something. Like old school flying stuff, which means you could be my buddy and I could just pass you anyway, even if you didn't meet a standard for a check ride.

Maybe we could just have a few wobblypops in the bar and I could fill out the paperwork. Waddaya think?

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:40 pm

How come no one else seems to be willing to join in here?
No discussion??

NFA · Post by **NFA** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 5:47 pm

eat it buddie

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:16 pm

" Thank you for your submissiveness. "

That has always been my downfall, I'm just too submissive.

" Ive always liked a candidate that can really kiss my @@s properly. "

Every really good pilot knows that kissing ass is the most importand part of the flight test.

" I hope I never have flunk you too, although I've never met you or smelled you I bet we could agree on something. Like old school flying stuff, which means you could be my buddy and I could just pass you anyway, even if you didn't meet a standard for a check ride. "

Whoops, we have a problem with this part because I very much doubt that I will ever need another check ride from TC...if you in fact are on our payroll, but I would consider giving you a check ride ( at my regular hourly rate of course..

) to determine how good you are.

" Maybe we could just have a few wobblypops in the bar and I could fill out the paperwork. Waddaya think? "

Whoops, problem number two , I quit drinking wobbly pop and any other alcohol twenty five years ago, but I'll tell you what if you can demonstrate that you can really fly an aircraft I'll buy you a drink...I'll just take it out of the money you pay me to give you the check ride.

So, waddaya think?

Cat........ a real check pilot......

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:21 pm

what's the difference between Cat's Rank bar and his frontal vein when he mentions TC…

No difference, they both look like an overheated thermometer…

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:30 pm

Cat,

I'd be more than pleased to pay you rate. It would likely come out of your taxes anyway.

I could easily pass any kind of challenge or ride you could give me because, as a check pilot, I'm flawless in my flying skills as you well know. No amount of devious request is beyond my superior skill.

That's why I can flunk guys any time I want to because they are just to young and inexperienced to overcome a superior pilots cunning and knowledge.

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:33 pm

Check Pilot, you have Donald Trumps attitude...

You should be proud...Except you don't have his money

or his knowledge

or his hot wife

or any other thing he owns...

Maybe you've been blessed with his hair??

Jaques Strappe · Post by **Jaques Strappe** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:49 pm

Hope you are a superior pilot so you won't have to rely on your spelling and grammer.

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 6:55 pm

" It would likely come out of your taxes anyway "

Ha, Ha, Ha, that has to really be a good one....

Cat

Cat Driver · Post by **Cat Driver** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:15 pm

Yoyoma :

Check Pilot is not a TC employee..

He is only trolling...

Cat

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:19 pm

Hi Yoyama,

I actually do have lots of money. I have way more knowledge than DT and my wife is a faithful dedicated servant that supports her husband to the nth degree by doing the proper wife thing by cooking and cleaning all the time and is the envy of anything you could likely have a chance to ever hope for.

I also don't worry about my hair, unlike you probably do, because I don't have your problem with an oversized ego like most of the pilots like you that flunk rides with me.

I have lots of my own hair.

Best of luck later.

peeelot · Post by **peeelot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:33 pm

Check pilot the only way a wife should be able to tell time is from the clock on the stove. I have a feeling u agree

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:46 pm

Peelot,

She does have the clock on the stove, but she really doesn"t need it. She already knows that supper needs to be ready just by looking at the sun angle to know when she needs to cook for me on time.

I've saved thousands on watches over the years by marrying the right woman.

She also knows that she won't have to cross the road because there is always enough eggs in the fridge anyway, which crosses off the problem of why the chicken crossed the road.

Besides she is usually too busy vacuuming the rug to even leave the house in the first place.

The only minor irritating thing about her is that she once showed up while doing the laundry with her clothes on.

MOST annoying.

peeelot · Post by **peeelot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:58 pm

I agree it's a lot better if they wash what they are wearing when they are doing the laundry less work for us

Yoyoma · Post by **Yoyoma** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:04 pm

Cat Driver wrote:Yoyoma :

Check Pilot is not a TC employee..

He is only trolling...

Cat

I'm trolling too Cat...

& Check Pilot, I'm not a pilot but I do have the ego part you mentioned...

My apologies for your marriage...!

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:22 pm

Nice try Yoyama.

Jealous about a wifes abilities to keep her man happy, are you?

My wife knows who brings home the bacon when she gets the mesh stockings, blond hair and spiked high heels on when I get home.

I know that the beer will be opened already as I walk in the door.

Your pathetic attempt at having a woman cannot overcome my ability to attract one of the best aviation oriented women in the world.

You remind me of that NDP leader guy, Jack Layton, that won't make his wife take his name.

Like you, - - what a wimp.!!

Vickers vanguard · Post by **Vickers vanguard** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 8:47 pm

Check pilot !

Are you drunk or what ?..........At first, I thought you weren't serious with your initial post, but then the second, the third etc...... it's really arrogant and disturbing to read that. I just hope you're not a real TC employee ! if that's the case, then what you are doing here is simply confirming what CAT was saying about TC !.......and tarnishing the image of the remaining good guys at the same agency....
and you go on with the wife thing..............maybe your imagination is playing some tricks on you ? it's probably the kind of woman you've always dreamed to have.....

Check Pilot · Post by **Check Pilot** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:32 pm

V v

Cat is right.

I am the worst case of your real fears.

All of you guys that do check rides with a REAL TC Inspector know that your life and livelihood are on the line when guys like us approach you.

One of the little things I like to do is when you are on the ILS approach between the outer marker and the runway and I'll lean over and ask you the following when the needles have been dead crossed, stable and exactly wired right on from ten miles back:

1- "Where do you think you're going?";

2- "Just what exactly do you think you're doing?"

and... (my favourite);

3- "Just when did you get the proper clearance to do this approach?"

It almost always results in a flunked ride because the needles go at least two and mercifully three dots off befoe the runway gets impossible to land on, most of the time.

It's so easy to take a pilot's idea of manhood and run it into the ground, isn't it!

Best of luck on your next ride there Vickers!!!

P.S. We all talk derisively to each other about guys that flunk rides. We have to fill our times with something other than worrying about the idiot pilots out there that got by us in the first place.

Ray-Ban · Post by **Ray-Ban** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:00 pm

Hey Check Pilot,

I gotta a ride coming up and am looking for a challenge. Can ya pencil me in for a lesson or two.

I expect only the best

TTail · Post by **TTail** » Fri Apr 08, 2005 10:02 pm

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Thanks