IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!!!!! I'M BACK MINIONS!!!!

[I WAS Birddog]

That's right, I SAID IT!!!...

Now, who's been naughty and who's been nice?!?!

Wishing EVERYONE a tremendous and AWESOME Christmas, Hanukkah, Happy Holidays AND for my fellow Atheist's...A FESTIVOUS FOR THE REST OF US!

Peace Love and Granola...

Chat soon kids!

IWB

[bandaid]

Welcome back I was a birdy. And for gods sake, behave yourself!

[Hedley]

Welcome back! That was one heluva suspension, buddy!

So what have you been up to, lately? Feel free to make up something entertaining.

[Just another canuck]

Welcome back, Birddog!!

Hope the vacation away was good times.

Cheers.

[OceansEdge]

Good to see you back

Merry Christmas Dude

[Cat Driver]

Now I don't feel so alone.

[hazatude]

Reborn on Christmas! WBIWBD!

[just curious]

Welcome back. Vacation's over IABD, start posting!

[Highflyinpilot]

Welcome back and merry Xmas to you.

Where did you go for the last while ?????

[Brantford Beech Boy]

I thought i caught a whif of Tibeten incense and yak butter......

BBB

[Rowdy]

Hide the Crocs and Bluetooth earpieces.. The DOGG is back!!

[The Other Kind]

habs suck.

You're now caught up on current events.

Welcome back.

[I WAS Birddog]

HEY INTERNETS!!!

Well...where to start? hmmmm....well I'll begin with my trademark initial sentence...

'Sooo...I'm minding my own business...' when I realized THIS business wasn't minding me and my well being. The saying "you can't hurt steel" is one I lived by, however rust left unchecked will eventually erode the steel pillars in the strongest structures. It was time to reset and back to baseline. Enter, (proverbial) Tibet!
Without sounding like a series of humorous hyperbolic metaphors, sometimes we are going through this thing called 'life' wearing mittens. Not wanting to really feel the coldness of life but yet wanting to grasp it without direct contact. That's not how I was built.
Without getting into too much here, all I know is because of these last 18+ months and the experiences and adventures I have sought out, it has made me the stronger person I am today, combined with the positive person I used to be, I am again...and much more. AND it is AWESOME! Taking a step back in order to leap forward has launched me in a new direction for the second half of my life. I welcome all to join me.

Now...on with the show.

Well those that have been paying attention knows that my threats to leave for Tibet to raise goats was ongoing. So, I did. I bought the biggest goat I could find...I know...this is a Yak...keep in mind I didn't speak the language. whatever...



Then it got lonely...so with my new pimping ride...comes the ladies....it seems this is not just a North American phenomenon


Chat soon Internets!

xo iWbd

[bandaid]

How many cup holders does the Yak have?

[Dash-Ate]

Fuel burn on the Yak?

[I WAS Birddog]

How many cup holders does the Yak have?

Fuel burn on the Yak?

Well friends THOSE questions and many others were often discussed in depth during regular lunch meetings with my new friends. We would usually gather at a restaurant called "The Deli Llama's".
Apparently it specialized in Llama meat. However I never did see it on the menu but everyone kept talking about it. Service was either slow OR it must have been out of season. By the way, the mauve robe is their version of a formal dinner jacket.

[Dash-Ate]

Saint Birddog has blessed us this year.

[Nark]

I've been holding my baited breath for the return of Birddog.

[beaverbob]

Hey was Birdog, Do you still have my phone number? About a week befor the yak aliens got you, we were going to meet in Vancouver. Whenever you are in the area, maybe we can go for a coffee some time.
Bob

[niss]

Why don't you show the picture of your little lady you met over there?

Her and birdy came over yesterday for some scones and chamomile tea. She's so cute, she does this thing where she tries to ask to get "paid" but with out all her teeth it comes out "Ped" and then she threatened to cut him.

They make a wonderful couple.

[Hedley]

Ever notice the resemblance? He wears sunglasses to try to hide it, but:



Birddog was gone, filming another Austin Powers sequel!

[I WAS Birddog]

BUAH HAHA

Brilliant Niss

Hedley...yes...it's true...


**Now I understand why the mods moved this thread here...it's about to get stoooopid MUAH hahaha!

[SkySailor]

Glad you're back, bird doggie! Now, tell us again how much you love "ICE ROAD TRUCKERS"!

[I WAS Birddog]

Glad you're back, bird doggie! Now, tell us again how much you love "ICE ROAD TRUCKERS"!

Thanks for the kind re-welcome!

Now...is that show still on?! As part of my new "ground-zero" lifestyle...I disconnected my cable TV. More like I put the widescreen on the lawn after watching one episode of "The Real House Wives of Orange County".

[JakeYYZ]

Really? Well then Jake can probably use you for his new business: “Certified Catholic Big Game Hunters who Wrestle and befriend Hobos, if only to turn them into successful Carpenters / Financial Investors!”-inc. Coming soon to an overhyped temporary website near you!
Bye the bye..Spent a little time in Tibet, meself ..metaphorically speaking....