Captain Kirk - 21st century aspiring pilot

[AMM]

...where no man has gone before

[The Old Fogducker]

Now that thing looks like it would be deadly on gophers!

[. ._]

Aspiring pilot? Well, he has the greasy hair!

Now all he needs is some Gayviators and a big watch, and he's half way to his PPL.

[AMM]

Sigh...

Don't focus on the image. Look through and beyond it.

[niss]

Sigh...

Don't focus on the image. Look through and beyond it.

= click on it.

[AMM]

But first hold down Ctrl+F4

[. ._]

Yeah, I clicked on the picture before posting, but all I saw was a shitty youtube video with William Shatner, and I didn't want to be mean when I posted.

[AMM]

Alright, I'll give you the credit. But none for that old ducker.

[peakbagger]

Aspiring pilot? Well, he has the greasy hair!

Now all he needs is some Gayviators and a big watch, and he's half way to his PPL.

Ahaha, so true, I wonder if they wore them when looking for that 1st job

[AMM]

Aspiring pilot? Well, he has the greasy hair!

Now all he needs is some Gayviators and a big watch, and he's half way to his PPL.

Ahaha, so true, I wonder if they wore them when looking for that 1st job

Come on guys, lets not make it too funny.

[The Old Fogducker]

I didn't know Mr Sooloo was in charge of hiring the rest of the cast!

[. ._]

bump



-istp

[AMM]

2010 BUMP!

Year of the base camp.

[iflyforpie]

[. ._]

He's my ROCKET MAN!

[Mostly Harmless]

[AMM]

2011 BUMP!

Year of the Jam

[Hedley]

This thread:

[AMM]

Yeah... but everyone knows:

[Hedley]

Hedley Lamarr could whip Cpt Kirk's butt without breaking a sweat (or wind):

Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gunslinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
Taggart: [finding pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapor of invention.
Taggart: Ditto.
Hedley Lamarr: "Ditto?" "Ditto," you provincial putz?

Hedley Lamarr: My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Taggart: God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Compare to Jimmy Kirk's finest hour:

Cpt J Kirk: I wanna do the green alien one. Can you get VD from a different species, Bones? I don't want to use a condom.

[Hedley]

BUMP.

This is the coolest thread. I can't remember why, though.

[. ._]

Keep talking like that, and I might call you a cheap pilot. Be careful.

[niss]

Keep the Christ in Christmas? @#$! that!

[AMM]

BUMP.

This is the coolest thread. I can't remember why, though.

Meh, memory loss happens with old age. So does dementia.
For the record, there's medication available for people who think that some dickless, dust-rat, pedo mustached, obscure bureaucrat is in anyway comparable to the greatest Starfleet captain ever.

[Hedley]

medication available

Yes, it's 25 year old single malt Scotch

greatest Starfleet captain

Still trying to wrap my head around that oxymoron. Sort of like "military intelligence" or "jumbo shrimp"?