You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind? Eternal Earth-Bound Pets takes that burden off your mind.
We are a group of dedicated animal lovers, and atheists. Each
Eternal Earth-Bound Pet representative is a confirmed atheist, and as such will still be here on Earth after you've received your reward. Our network of animal activists are committed to step in when you step up to Jesus.
Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rover!
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Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rover!
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Re: Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rove
These guys aren't new. They've been taking deposits to "look after Rover" for a few years now. And many have sent them money! How stupid ARE people?
Re: Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rove
I'm incredibly disappointed........................that I didn't think of this first.
Re: Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rove
Ditto!D5GRVTY wrote:I'm incredibly disappointed........................that I didn't think of this first.
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Re: Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rove
If there are no dogs in Heaven, I prefer to go to hell. 
Re: Your dog is a godless heathen. Beware the Rapture, Rove
Havent they seen the movie.. all dogs go to heaven?
Or maybe they heard the song and misinterpreted... Sheep go to heave, goats go to hell
Or maybe they heard the song and misinterpreted... Sheep go to heave, goats go to hell
