While going for a walk in the jungle the elephant hears "Help me help me". He walks in the direction of the cries and comes across the mouse, who has fallen down the hole. The mouse says "Help me help me get me out of here." The elephant replies, "Ok, but what am I going to do? I don't have any thumbs." The mouse says "That's ok, just stand over the hole and let your dink hang down and I'll crawl up it and out of the hole."
The elephant complies and everyone goes home happy ... until a week later ...
While going for a walk in the jungle the mouse hears "Help me help me". He walks in the direction of the cries and comes across the elephant, who has fallen down the hole. The elephant says "Help me help me get me out of here." The mouse replies, "Ok, but what am I going to do? I'm not big enough to get you out of there." To which the elephant replies "I don't know but you'd better get me out of here." The mouse thinks about it a bit and then, telling the elephant he'll be right back, leaves the jungle, grabs his Cadillac, and drives to the hole. He then ties a rope to the bumper, passes it down to the elephant and tows him out.
The moral of the story obviously being that if you drive a Cadillac you don't need a big penis.
I prefer to have the best of both worlds, and drive the biggest Caddy made in the last two decades. Similarly, due to a natural endowment that Doc sadly has to go through life without, I don't find it important to wear a big pilot watch on a day to day basis. I do appreciate a timepiece that makes my life easier when I'm working, for the reason's listed in the quoted post.
So Doc, please get over yourself. I'm sure you'd like to impress all the kids here with how cool you are because you don't wear a pilot watch, but unfortunately the reality is even without the watch you still aren't driving a Caddy and you still have a picayune pecker.
The man didn't ask whether or not he should buy a pilot watch, he's decided to buy one and wants to know which one. I know it's hard to understand the difference, so perhaps you could let us continue the discussion and stick to something more in line with your capabilities: like getting inebriated
Panama, a friend of mine recently expounded at a wedding the theory that when getting married the man should receive a watch equal in value to the lady's ring.
SuperchargedRS, I think you are just going to need to accept the new reality. For most of us getting our first watch was a big deal. Nowadays kids are getting cell phones at the same age we got watches. Entire generations are growing up with no practical use for a watch, so they never develop that familiarity or dependency. Face it, a watch is a single use device, and for most young people it's an obsolete one.














