Here's another fun emergency procedure .... on downwind, when the guy is looking suspiciously at you and the throttle, and is all primed and ready for the above, is to tell him that the control column just failed - he is going to have to fly the approach and land without it, by using just the power, trim and rudders.
The idiots here will tell you that this training is not applicable to large aircraft, but Al Haynes might disagree, as would the crew of the DHL A300 that had it's flight controls shot out by a SAM over IRAQ.
And that is the point. Anybody can watch an aircraft fly itself. You earn your money as a pilot by doing the right thing, when stuff goes wrong.
Unrelated multiple emergencies are male bovine excrement, but when he gets the hang of the above, tell him that his rudders just failed - all he has is the power and the trim. Now, the donkeys here would tell you that it's time to scream like little girls over the radio that it's time to die, but actually you can yaw an aircraft (and thus roll it, using the dihedral required by certification, which of course allows you to control your heading) by opening the doors

I'm sure you'd really rather not hear about what I do for unusual attitude recoveries under the hood
