Or just try your left hand (assuming you're right handed)Panama Jack wrote: Had an intersting hint related to me by a colleague. Before you use your hand, sit on it for a while til it turns numb. Then use it for what you need to-- your hand won't feel anything so it is kinda like being with another person.
My girlfriend the north........
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Hey Cat, between you and I could write a book on this! I can see it now "Northern Pilot Survival Techniques." We can have signing sessions at ATP and go on the talk-show circuit! You and I are going to be very rich!
Something worthwhile including in your Advanced Training!!!
"exclusive advanced flight training on a one-to-one basis for aspiring pilots and pilots who would like to know more about "flying an aircraft" and our industry then just what you were taught in flight school."
Oh man, gotta run. Got my appointment with the psychiatrist.
Something worthwhile including in your Advanced Training!!!
"exclusive advanced flight training on a one-to-one basis for aspiring pilots and pilots who would like to know more about "flying an aircraft" and our industry then just what you were taught in flight school."
Oh man, gotta run. Got my appointment with the psychiatrist.
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“If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.”
-President Ronald Reagan
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moving
I left my g/f of roughly 4 years back in YYJ when moving to Dawson Creek. I can understand why she didn't want to come, not to mention she is almost done college. not sure I'd be too keen on following a lady up to the boonies, I guess it just depends on the gal. It is going to be a lonely few years, but I guess that is the sacrifice we all make.
Cheers
p.s. bandaid, haha that made me laugh!
Cheers
p.s. bandaid, haha that made me laugh!
"It's a dangerous business, walking out your front door. You step on the road and if you don't your keep feet, there's no telling where you might be swept off to."
My guy left me to fly up north and as much as I understand he needs to do whatever it takes, it sucks. I'm here to support him but he takes his shitty days out on me in a round about way. I love the guy to death but I must admit he's pushing me away. I agree that if you treat your other half as if they were the most important thing to you, then all should work out in the end.
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This is actually a common misconception brought about by the crappy TV show "Northern Exposure". Ask any Japanese tourist, and they'll have no idea what you are talking about. Plus they will be insulted when you explain it.Heck, I understand the NWT is a favorite winter destination amongst Japanese newlyweds, who consider it good luck to conceive a child under the Aurora Borealis.
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There was a program about aurora borealis on CBC, or maybe CBC north a while back and this was one of the things they touched on. When they researched it, the tv show was the earliest mention they could find. When they interviewed the tv show's writers, they admitted making it up and were shocked to learn it was common belief now, as they thought it too ridiculous to be believeable.
In the same "news" piece, they talked to some Japanese tourists. These fine folks had never heard of this in their home country, and were rightfully insulted. They just wanted to visit Canada and see the aurora, as well as the northern landscape.
In the same "news" piece, they talked to some Japanese tourists. These fine folks had never heard of this in their home country, and were rightfully insulted. They just wanted to visit Canada and see the aurora, as well as the northern landscape.
I have been viewing/reading this forum...only because I feel that it brings me closer to understanding/respecting and appreciating what it is that he does...what he does for a living.
Now...this topic has compelled me to make a comment of my own.
As much as it is hard for him to go...it is just as hard to watch him leave.
Ideally, we want to share a life with someone...that impacts us every day-physically, emotionally, spirtually and mentally. However, in our reality this package is a challenge. We are human...therefore we all experience weakness. Whether a thought moves quickly just for a moment or days at a time we have all evaluated our relationships and have questioned it.
Myself included.
I can only "hope" that my dedication, faith and love is also being exercised daily on his part.
Hope is perhaps one of the best things "our reality" allows us to connect to what we want most in life. (best example of this...Shawshank Redemption - movie)
It's a journey...perhaps a long one that I am prepared to take.
BTW...Heard lots about you Pogeypilot..."hope" to meet you someday!
Cheers
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There is fiction in your truth...and truth in your fiction.
Just to add another note... Initially I turned a blind eye to all the comments referencing the difficulty in getting your woman to "put out" so you can "get some..."
Let it be known...that there are some women/ladies that "put out" more then you can count on one hand in one day.... but we don't view it as "putting out" we view it as "getting some!"
...and trust me...men can be very lazy...
Those of you who are still mastering the art of masterbation will soon upgrade your skills in pleasing someone else...and not just yourselves.
(Sorry...some light humor for ya...)
And just a little secret for those of you who hear the comment of "not tonight...I have a headache" ...that doesn't mean that the woman doesn't want to be pleasured...it means that she just doesn't feel like faking it...
(again...the truth, but humorous at the same time).
Hope this has clarified and laid those "woman cliches" to rest!
Cheers...and have an awesome day!
Let it be known...that there are some women/ladies that "put out" more then you can count on one hand in one day.... but we don't view it as "putting out" we view it as "getting some!"
...and trust me...men can be very lazy...
Those of you who are still mastering the art of masterbation will soon upgrade your skills in pleasing someone else...and not just yourselves.
(Sorry...some light humor for ya...)
And just a little secret for those of you who hear the comment of "not tonight...I have a headache" ...that doesn't mean that the woman doesn't want to be pleasured...it means that she just doesn't feel like faking it...
(again...the truth, but humorous at the same time).
Hope this has clarified and laid those "woman cliches" to rest!
Cheers...and have an awesome day!
There is fiction in your truth...and truth in your fiction.
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Nicely put magellan.
A Borek Medevac King Air came into a little town i was towing at in the summer and i was passing time talking to the copilot. I was looking at his King Air and thinking wow what a cool job. He was looking around at the charter C-206, the tow plane, the boss' daughters and the lovely non priapic scenery and thinking wow what a cool job. He started talking about everytime he met a great girl in Calgary they would hit it off and have a great time for a couple weeks and then he would say "Well, i'm off to iqualut(sp) for three weeks i'll see you when i get back". And of course when he got back they had always moved away or joined a convent or something. Sure enough next season his resume showed up.
A Borek Medevac King Air came into a little town i was towing at in the summer and i was passing time talking to the copilot. I was looking at his King Air and thinking wow what a cool job. He was looking around at the charter C-206, the tow plane, the boss' daughters and the lovely non priapic scenery and thinking wow what a cool job. He started talking about everytime he met a great girl in Calgary they would hit it off and have a great time for a couple weeks and then he would say "Well, i'm off to iqualut(sp) for three weeks i'll see you when i get back". And of course when he got back they had always moved away or joined a convent or something. Sure enough next season his resume showed up.
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Here is something all you might like to know...
Satistics state that over 2/3 of women can't achieve orgasm through intercoarse alone. And that 2/3 of women haven't even had an orgasm once in there lives. And 2/3 of Americans are considered grossly over weight and at major risk of heart attacks and type 2 diabeties...
So ask yourself this..."Have you went down on a fat american woman lately?"
Yeah me neither...But come on folks let's start...
And yes, I love satistics too.
Satistics state that over 2/3 of women can't achieve orgasm through intercoarse alone. And that 2/3 of women haven't even had an orgasm once in there lives. And 2/3 of Americans are considered grossly over weight and at major risk of heart attacks and type 2 diabeties...
So ask yourself this..."Have you went down on a fat american woman lately?"
Yeah me neither...But come on folks let's start...
And yes, I love satistics too.
Satistics state that over 2/3 of women can't achieve orgasm through intercoarse alone.
LOL - that is pretty funny...however I would need to complete the rest of your sentence...
Statistics state that over 2/3 of women can't achieve orgasm through intercourse alone because the man either:
A: "Gets off" under 5 minutes (seriously... I spend more time brushing and flossing my teeth!)
B: Doesn't know how to use his "equipment" effectively - size is irrelevent - Just need to know how to execute the mission.
However, there are other means of making sure your woman does achieve orgasm....
It's true though...I have only been fortunate enough to meet a couple of men who "had their shit together" when it came to sex...
And one of them is flying around somewhere's in Sask....LOL
Oh well...gives you something to look forward to!
LOL - that is pretty funny...however I would need to complete the rest of your sentence...
Statistics state that over 2/3 of women can't achieve orgasm through intercourse alone because the man either:
A: "Gets off" under 5 minutes (seriously... I spend more time brushing and flossing my teeth!)
B: Doesn't know how to use his "equipment" effectively - size is irrelevent - Just need to know how to execute the mission.
However, there are other means of making sure your woman does achieve orgasm....
It's true though...I have only been fortunate enough to meet a couple of men who "had their shit together" when it came to sex...
And one of them is flying around somewhere's in Sask....LOL
Oh well...gives you something to look forward to!
There is fiction in your truth...and truth in your fiction.




