Most Creative Aviation Resume

[gustind]

[Johnny#5]

If I was a CP and that resume came in I would have it drawn and quartered.

I would then call the individual for an interview just so I could point and laugh. Once finished laughing, I would hire them just so they would have co-workers to laugh at them too.

After the laughing had cooled off, I would steal the idea and use it to get a job at WestJet.

[looproll]

very creative, but I wouldn't dare try that with any big operator

[Edo]

You are cleared hold at the Marketing Department via the Dangling Carrot fix. Expect Further Clearance 68 months.
(cue Madagascar clip 68 months? no I said 6 to 8 months)

[Tubthumper]

...your clearance limit is now the TRASHCAN fix, present position direct.

[floatplanepilot]

2 Year ramp fee's paid up front.