The scene is sometime in the old era when
cockpits had round dials plus flight engineers
and navigators. The crusty old-timer captain is
breaking in a brand new navigator.
The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38
and rests it on the glare panel. He asks the
navigator, "Know what this is for?"
"No, sir," replies the newbie.
"I use it on navigators that get us lost," explains
the captain, winking at his first officer.
The navigator then opens his briefcase, pulls
out a .45 an sets it on his chart table.
"What's THAT for?" queries the surprised captain.
"Well, sir," replies the navigator, "I'll know we're lost
before you will."
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