Justin Bieber's Pilots Forced to Wear Oxygen Masks to.......

[robbreid]

When Micheal Jackson flew from Vegas to Santa Barbara to turn himself in - the flight crew recorded Jackson and his Lawyer on two hidden cameras, for the purpose of selling the tapes for profit.

Owner of Xtrajet - got 6 months of house arrest and a $10,000 fine, and the flight crew guy that installed them, got 8 months in jail, and 6 months in a halfway house and a $1000 fine. (they had multiple charges but plead guilty to conspiracy).

Another ongoing case is Micheal Jeffries - (Abercrombie CEO) sued by a pilot after he was replaced with a younger, better looking pilot!!, and released a 47 page of rules the flightcrew had to adhere to - everything from their boxers to the flip flops!! Abercrombie hire only openly gay flight crew.

and the best one is Comcast - who the US Govt seized his G550 for interstate transportation of escorts and cocaine!!, in the end he got his jet back - but his parties made Justin's look like a 19 year old!! He wasn't selling cocaine - he was doing 'rails' off naked escorts!!

[Meddler]

Where so I apply for the comcast job?

Seriously, we could have a forum where only highly professional pilots posted only carefully checked information politely. Sounds like fun eh?

[RatherBeFlying]

Any stray particles of drugs on a plane can end up with the plane seized and the crew in the slammer if customs discover said particles. Lets start with $50,000 for the lawyers.

Bieb's pilots were covering their posteriors by getting the plane searched before crossing the border.

[I WAS Birddog]

Hmmm - I recall a owner of a Learjet based at YYZ so wasted returning from Ireland with a hooker with no ID - and when customs tried to take her into custody - he pulled a knife on them - in the end - he pulled 50k in cash for a 24 hour bond to release the hooker into his custody. Oh - and the flight crew quit on the spot - and left the Lear sitting at customs.

The Lear by the way, sat outside in the middle of winter on the Skycharter ramp - with the emergency hatch - and door open - to air it out - after he pissed all over the interior. He also had an International Permit to Carry a Hand Gun.

Alot crazier that Justin with a joint.

Some call that a Tuesday afternoon in Hamilton on Barton St.

[co-joe]

Gotta bring this up every now and then just cause it makes me laugh...

[AllClutch]

Goodnews everyone,
The company that owns the jet put up as job ad looking for a Captain today. Seems like one could conclude that management didn't appreciate how this was handled, or the pilot didn't appreciate how management handled it.

Discretion is key in Corporate. If even a couple of the experienced corp guys on this site spilled their stories I'm sure it would be quite unbelievable.

http://www.pilotcareercenter.com/Pilot- ... ter+-+KTEB

[carbeerater]

Funny stuff from the job ad. ..

[quote]* While performing the duties of this position, the employee is frequently exposed to fumes or airborne particles. 

/quote]

If you don't want to be exposed to"fumes"maybe don't fly ultra rich celebrities around!

[carbeerater]

How do you use the quote fcn?

[co-joe]

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The quote above the message you are typing button makes the word "quote" inside two hard brackets, the second "quote" has a forward slash. Paste the quote you want in between them and it will appear like this.

You can lie and say I said some thing that I didn't by using the quote button that appears at the bottom right of someone's message. Using this quote button inserts the user name of the person you are quoting into the first bracket you can see what you need to add to put words into someone's mouth:

I like big buts and I cannot lie

or

Airplanes are far cooler than helicopters

With great power comes great responsibility

Use this new power for good only.

[carbeerater]

Aha!
Something like this?

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The quote above the message you are typing button makes the word "quote" inside two hard brackets, the second "quote" has a forward slash. Paste the quote you want in between them and it will appear like this.

You can lie and say I said some thing that I didn't by using the quote button that appears at the bottom right of someone's message. Using this quote button inserts the user name of the person you are quoting into the first bracket you can see what you need to add to put words into someone's mouth:

I like big buts and I cannot lie

or

Airplanes are far cooler than helicopters

With great power comes great responsibility

Use this new power for good only.

[carbeerater]

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The quote above the message you are typing button makes the word "quote" inside two hard brackets, the second "quote" has a forward slash. Paste the quote you want in between them and it will appear like this.

You can lie and say I said some thing that I didn't by using the quote button that appears at the bottom right of someone's message. Using this quote button inserts the user name of the person you are quoting into the first bracket you can see what you need to add to put words into someone's mouth:

Or this:

Look at me... helping newbs!

or

Airplanes are far cooler than helicopters

With great power comes great responsibility

Use this new power for good only.

Thanks cj!

[carbeerater]

WTF

Seriously though:

Are corporate pilots actually expected to fly around, crossing borders in a cloud of drug smoke...

What if they were smoking meth or crack or opium... injecting chemicals... huffing gas from paper bags...

Sorry for the poor grammaré format, my wifes computer has a French keyboard...
question mark = É
also slash = é
thank you = signçç for being there those are paranthesisçç spÉ

[carbeerater]

wow gotta figure out this keyboard!

[Panama Jack]

Have any of you flown in the sandbox? Harassment is a very relative word.

Were it in the sandbox, the Bieb would either be in jail right now, followed by a swift deportation after time served. Or depending on he jurisdiction and the judge, he may have his head literally on the chopping block.

On a separate matter, I guess we can look forward to people routinely smoking pot in the bathrooms, rather than lighting up cigarettes, once marijuana is legalized.

[Donald]

IIRC that airplane was THREE DAYS old.

Close but not quite.

C of A issued 30 July 2007

Accident occurred 11 November 2007

Total airframe time/cycles 92 hours/26 cycles

But it was only the captain's 2nd landing at CFH4 without a Bombardier training pilot supervising him, and only the FO's 4th flight in the airplane.

[Dash-Ate]

No drugs found?

Some things never change...

Smoke it all!

[co-joe]

Glad to help. I'm pretty sure you huff gas from plastic bags but you drink "Big Bear" fropm a paper bag. 8 feet bottle to throttle right?

[carbeerater]

Haha plastic bags... makes sense, less mess. You know what they say about common sense. Henceforth I shall be significantly less flammable.

Big bear?

[Heliian]

FAA is now reported to be investigating "flight crew interference" in relation to the flight. Really though, they should have just been nice and asked if it was cool to smoke enroute.

Discretion my ass, more like a taxi driving prostitute.

[Hawkerflyer]

He's lucky I wasn't the pilot of that jet.

Why? Curious what you would have done.

U turn back to Canada, no Super Bowl for the kid.

[Inverted2]

He's lucky I wasn't the pilot of that jet.

Why? Curious what you would have done.

U turn back to Canada, no Super Bowl for the kid.

No! He's Americas problem now. Let them have him!

[Changes in Latitudes]

I think we're failing to remember that this kid THRIVES on attention. Good or otherwise. The average-working person would be embarrassed to cause any sort of stir aboard a flight. This kid laps it up. If the pilot had hit a 7500 and been escorted in by F-18s, that would have made his day.

This kid will disappear when he runs out of antics and we stop paying attention.

[MrWings]

I think we're failing to remember that this kid THRIVES on attention. Good or otherwise. The average-working person would be embarrassed to cause any sort of stir aboard a flight. This kid laps it up. If the pilot had hit a 7500 and been escorted in by F-18s, that would have made his day.

This kid will disappear when he runs out of antics and we stop paying attention.

I don't think he craves attention. He gets that without blinking.

I think he is driven by money. He does what he wants because he can buy it. I'm going to the Superbowl in a jet and smoke dope on the way. You don't like it? Tough. You called the cops? Ha, they got nothing on me. Oh, by the way, I'm never giving money to your company again.

I like the idea of turning around. That way, the kid doesn't get what he wants. But would management have supported that idea? Did they support the calling of the cops? Like to hear the aftermath of that decision.

[co-joe]

Strangely i'm not impressed with the Biebs burnin one down in flight but had it been back in the day with the boys from Zeppelin, or the Doors, it would be the kind of thing you'd brag about for the rest of your life. How cool would that be, to be wearing a quick donning, in cruise at FL450, surrounded by a cloud of smoke, and have a photo of Janis Joplin sitting on your lap. Man card for life... I pretty much hate the little douche and everything he stands for.

[Changes in Latitudes]

Strangely i'm not impressed with the Biebs burnin one down in flight but had it been back in the day with the boys from Zeppelin, or the Doors, it would be the kind of thing you'd brag about for the rest of your life. How cool would that be, to be wearing a quick donning, in cruise at FL450, surrounded by a cloud of smoke, and have a photo of Janis Joplin sitting on your lap. Man card for life... I pretty much hate the little douche and everything he stands for.

Wow, very well put. Now I just feel...old.