Pilots are selfish....

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:00 am

Again, a two way street. Ever wonder what your x-wife is calling you right now.
I have a great life. I have raised 2 wonderful children, we travel a lot, we golf, we really do enjoy life.
I'm not saying it is for everyone.
Your grandma was half right, the other problem is that it is really easy to get divorced these days. Used to be a divorced person was considered a failure in life, now it is the norm. Sad really.
You know I usually just say what is on my mind so splits, what the heck does ROTFLMAO stand for. The butt at least is easy to understand.

Seb · Post by **Seb** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 11:08 am

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Boobie Toucher · Post by **Boobie Toucher** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 1:33 pm

ndb wrote:A lot of negativity here, which is understandable.

I think the problem a lot of people have is that they try to treat women as normal people - you know, reason with them, or expect rational, logical or consistent behaviour from them. Of course, anyone that's been married will tell you that just isn't true.

In my opinion, I think women are fantastic. I dearly love scr*wing them. I just don't want to talk to them after, or for that matter, before.

Anyone know of a woman that doesn't talk too much? Me neither. I think that's why so many men like bl*wjobs. It feels good, with the added incredible bonus that she can't talk for a while. Who can resist that combination?

Once more, don't confuse being lonely with being horny. A woman is a great solution to being horny, and a nightmare solution for being lonely.

Awesome...This deserves to be quoted...and Lifegoeson you're excellent too...

Just watched a show on Afganistan where this guy wanted to meet a woman and she wasn't allowed out of the house till her husband came home...Imagine that on Girls night Out Canada style...

Just about every time I'm out now I'm meeting married women who are WAY too interested in me...I guess I'm in the age bracket of the infamous "COUGARS"

easternav8tor · Post by **easternav8tor** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:16 pm

ndb & lifegoeson,

Instead of criticizing all women, why dont you just keep all your bitter thoughts about your ex to yourself instead of posting them? Seriously, you think anyone wants to hear about your horrible break up? no....shit happens. Suck it up princess and move on.

easternav8tor · Post by **easternav8tor** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 2:19 pm

and p.s. ndb, please keep your disgusting thoughts about what you do with all your women to yourself. I have a nice picture of you in my head with a gold tooth. A wanna be pimp!!!

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:10 pm

Na, no way. I love it . Keep it up!

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:20 pm

Well now I know what I'm dealing with here I hope that you and your palm have a long and lasting relationship. Some of you think that vulgarity is funny, I don't.
So you don't like women, fine, I think from what I have seen the only ones that would have anything to do with you are the ones left over at the bar at 2:00 am. Oh, and they probably think your a ten then too.

easternav8tor · Post by **easternav8tor** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 7:25 pm

Couldnt of said it better myself bandaid. Cheers

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:15 pm

Well Bandaid, to each there own. And the last I looked, it was a free country. The 2:00am comment? well, at least we didn't marry them...

Oh, and by the way, the palm comment, not vulgar?

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:16 pm

I am going to address the next comment to Bandaid, who seems to have about the same philosophy about women and marriage. I also married my very best friend and we celebrated out 39 anniversary on the 25th.
But am I an old dinosaur or what. Our company has 3 young ladies flying for us plus a couple in dispatch. These pilots just want to be "One of the guys" Yah right. I can tell you without a doubt they are not guys. But they are all very nice people, very pretty in addition to being good pilots. (Thats the one of the guys thing) But one thing I find a bit disturbing is when the guys are talking among themselves and use vulgar language. When I grew up, a gentleman did not swear in the presence of a lady and I find myself checking up every once in a while. I do the same thing at home. In my day and age, we just did not do that. Is that dumb or what. Now I am not a prude, I can swear with the best of them if I want to.

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:20 pm

Oldtimer. Class is class. However, in the days of being politically correct and equal rights, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

ahramin · Post by **ahramin** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 9:30 pm

Well this may shock the shite out of you guys but one day i was at the EAA hanger in Nanaimo and had a lady friend with me and Cat Driver did not swear once the whole twenty minutes we were there. I couldn't believe it. For those of you who do not know him Cat is not the most foul mouthed person out there, but he is by far the most foul mouthed intelligent person in existence.

I guess some of us are just old fashioned, but i like it that way. Women can be "one of the guys" to a large extent and yet still permit themselves to accept gallantries.

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:09 pm

Hey guys, there is a hoax going around. Check it out in the Aviation humour forum. Maybe it's CAt Driver????

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:42 pm

Did I say palm? I ment palm pilot

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just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:44 pm

Ahramin, I presume you didn't broach the subject of Transport? They seem to evoke a bout of Turret's sydrome with some..

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Wed Mar 31, 2004 10:51 pm

Oldtimer,
Congrats on your 39th. I hope you have many more happy years together.

ndb · Post by **ndb** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:14 am

"Wanted: Woman with airplane. Send picture of airplane"

easternav8tor · Post by **easternav8tor** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:28 pm

Not hard to pick the gentlemen out of this group. Those of you who have been married for years and are happy, Thats great. And for those of you who still linger around the bar at bar close trying to pick up the leftovers....shame on you.

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:42 pm

Easternman. Lighten up man, before you stroke out..

easternav8tor · Post by **easternav8tor** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:25 pm

Just Another Pilot,
What makes you think I'm an easternman? Ever think I might be an Easternwoman just tired of reading the crap you idiots post about woman? How about you take your head out of your ass and leave the trash talk behind?

Mostly Harmless · Post by **Mostly Harmless** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 3:30 pm

Not the dreaded rectal–cranial inversion

just another pilot · Post by **just another pilot** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 4:38 pm

Eastern, try breaking the pills in half.

ndb · Post by **ndb** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 6:34 pm

I wish I could tell EasternAv8tor how bad I feel about her feeling bad about all this. However, my problem is that since I am a vocabulary-challenged, mouth-breathing, crotch-scratching cretin of ill repute, I just can't think of the right word to use, to express how precisely bad I feel.

See, 1/1000th is milli-bad (10^-3), and 1/1,000,000 is micro-bad (10^-6) and 1/1,000,000,000th is nano-bad (10^-9) but I actually feel 1/1,000,000,000,000th bad about this (10^-12) which I think is pico-bad, but I'm not sure, being the vocabulary-challenged, mouth-breathing, crotch-scratching cretin of ill repute that I happen to be, so maybe I'll just say nothing and hope that EasternAv8tor likes me more, because it just doesn't matter how well you fly or do anything, life is a popularity contest.

easternav8tor · Post by **easternav8tor** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:12 pm

ndb,
did I hurt your feelings? Dont worry, I still like you.

and p.s there sweet thang...life isnt a popularity contest. Just wanted to let you know your posts dont show much class.

ndb · Post by **ndb** » Thu Apr 01, 2004 9:34 pm

Gee, I'm glad we're getting along now. But one problem is that EasternAv8tor is such a bland, asexual name, prone to confusion ... do you mind if we all here just call you "tubgirl" from now on?

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