Important aviation event, all are invited!
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Important aviation event, all are invited!
I wish this was satire. It isn't.
I think I'm going to go, I could really use some advice on adjusting my chemtrail sprayers. Now to find my tinfoil hat.
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concert? you think they got my chemical romance to play at it?
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Now, I've heard of Simon Fraser University, but never Simon Frazer...
I knew I should have orbited Burnaby Mountain in something with a smoke system.
I knew I should have orbited Burnaby Mountain in something with a smoke system.
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Look guys, it's clear. One of us has to go to this, attend in full, take notes and pictures, and report back. I'm afraid I won't be in Vancouver on those days, so I implore you: someone please attend. Oh my god, someone has to go to this and report back here so we can make jokes and poke fun and make sarcastic comments. This new "polite" AvCanada is getting me down. Please, PLEASE someone give us something to mock and ridicule. I'm dying over here.
If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself
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I hear Mr. Jay Dilley, CEO of Hawkair is slated to be a guest speaker.
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That is some crazy shit. Tell them it's the Prist we put in the fuel. I have seen it all!
"I need a time machine"
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I hope someone will suggest the obvious solution to this growing disaster.....
A surcharge on every ticket, higher fuel tax, and more advanced security airport fee.
People dont mind $500 in fuel surcharges, excess baggage fees, departure fees and whatever the airline marketing department can dream up, as long as the base price of the ticket is only $99.00
A surcharge on every ticket, higher fuel tax, and more advanced security airport fee.
People dont mind $500 in fuel surcharges, excess baggage fees, departure fees and whatever the airline marketing department can dream up, as long as the base price of the ticket is only $99.00
Accident speculation:
Those that post don’t know. Those that know don’t post
Those that post don’t know. Those that know don’t post
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I take it by the tone and content of the previous posts none of you have ever been to one of these events? They occur randomly through-out the world. Venues change, the posters and advertising looks a little different from city to city but the underlying purpose is still the same, its an employment drive for the CIA and a new crop of Chem pilots, theres a looming shortage.
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Don't these guys realize it's not chemical trails, it's merely the Aerotoxic Syndrome gases overflowing from the cabin.
Being stupid around airplanes is a capital offence and nature is a hanging judge!
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I'd love to go if I am in Vancouver at the time. Let's compile a list of questions for them. I'll start.
1. The pilots and support staff of the chemtrail project are obviously immune to chemtrails since they have no problem spraying them over their own towns over their own families. Where can I get me some of those anti-chemtrail pills so that I can stay safe with my spray bros?
2. Is Simon Frazer the underground super exclusive secret branch of Simon Fraser University? Do they offer special top secret courses? I'd like to sign up for:
- How the moon landing was faked 101
- 9/11 was a hologram 101
- Unicorn trapping 101
3. Where is Biggie and 2Pac?
1. The pilots and support staff of the chemtrail project are obviously immune to chemtrails since they have no problem spraying them over their own towns over their own families. Where can I get me some of those anti-chemtrail pills so that I can stay safe with my spray bros?
2. Is Simon Frazer the underground super exclusive secret branch of Simon Fraser University? Do they offer special top secret courses? I'd like to sign up for:
- How the moon landing was faked 101
- 9/11 was a hologram 101
- Unicorn trapping 101
3. Where is Biggie and 2Pac?
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I'm REALLY hoping on going - depends if work has me in YVR then.
2Pac Lives - Peace.
2Pac Lives - Peace.
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I'll add a question.
4. Where is Jimmy Hoffa anyway?
As for the anti-chemtral pills, sounds to me like you should be taking your Atabrine...
4. Where is Jimmy Hoffa anyway?
As for the anti-chemtral pills, sounds to me like you should be taking your Atabrine...
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I want to go but feel that I shouldn't be flying there. Can't we just have a webinar?
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Girl17 wrote:I hear Mr. Jay Dilley, CEO of Hawkair is slated to be a guest speaker.
Can you imagine the synergy he'd bring to the event?
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Captain, a detailed scan of the organizers of the event at wavelengths ranging from DC to light has revealed ......
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I've asked who is playing the concert. No one has gotten back to me yet.Barkaie wrote:concert? you think they got my chemical romance to play at it?
If someone has an airplane with a smoke system in the lower mainland a few orbits over SFU on May 7th around lunch time would be absolutely golden.7ECA wrote:I knew I should have orbited Burnaby Mountain in something with a smoke system.
This is the guy who is organizing the conference https://www.facebook.com/landman808 I warn you that his profile is not for the sheeple and that you shouldn't visit it unless you want to learn the TRUTH*
*Truth about a wide variety of subjects including chemtrails, geoengineering, 9/11, false flag attacks, vaccines, the new world order, JFK's assassination, televisions as mind control, the Rothschilds, and a wide variety of other fascinating subjects that only he and a select group of free thinkers seem to know about.
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Scary stuff. He's basically borderline schizophrenic and has 6000 followers. Although I think I now agree with his point that mandatory vaccinations are nazism...best to just let those people not vaccinate their kids, and clean out the gene pool a bit.I_Drive_Planes wrote:[
This is the guy who is organizing the conference https://www.facebook.com/landman808 I warn you that his profile is not for the sheeple and that you shouldn't visit it unless you want to learn the TRUTH*
*Truth about a wide variety of subjects including chemtrails, geoengineering, 9/11, false flag attacks, vaccines, the new world order, JFK's assassination, televisions as mind control, the Rothschilds, and a wide variety of other fascinating subjects that only he and a select group of free thinkers seem to know about.
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If someone has an airplane with a smoke system in the lower mainland a few orbits over SFU on May 7th around lunch time would be absolutely golden.[/quote]7ECA wrote:I knew I should have orbited Burnaby Mountain in something with a smoke system.
I may know of somewhere one could rent a smoke equipped Decathlon. Rental is steep though, over $300/hr last I heard. If anyone wants to chip in on the rental, I'd be happy to fly it around - the smoke oil is going to be tougher to get ahold of...
Then again, maybe someone should call up Super Dave, seems he likes to push peoples buttons.
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If someone was to open a go fund me account to organize a smoke show over the university during the event, I may be willing to contribute.
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Dizzy D wrote:If someone was to open a go fund me account to organize a smoke show over the university during the event, I may be willing to contribute.
Me too.
That would be hilarious!