Divorce and Per Diems

[rigpiggy]

An airline pilot is sitting at his kitchen table crying. His wife comes downstairs and tries to comfort her rock, her source of strength for nearly twenty years.

"Honey, what's the matter"
"remember when we were young and your father caught us fooling around"
"yes"
"remember your father told me that I had the choice of marrying you or he'd get me sent to jail for 20 years"
Yes, and they have been wonderful. Hy are you crying?
I'd be out next tuesday


Badump bump

[ant_321]

I'm recently married (less than a year) and am happy to say she hasn't sucked all the will to live out of me yet. Haha. We are both pilots, it can make for some interesting challenges. I keep telling her after she gets rid of me my next relationship will be for money. As a very wise man once told me, "marry for money and learn to love them".

[Liquid Charlie]

Most divorces I have witnessed happen have nothing to do with aviation and more to do with the inability of lads not keeping their dick in their pants -- pure and simple

[AirFrame]

I guess pilots do like sharing their joystick with anyone who will hop in the cockpit with them...

[Old fella]

Most divorces I have witnessed happen have nothing to do with aviation and more to do with the inability of lads not keeping their dick in their pants -- pure and simple

Yes, no doubt. However, I'll argue lassies have been known to have/want their hands on said dicks as well. Just saying!!

[Barney]

Told my CP I was getting married. He said I am sorry to hear that.
He says every five years just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.
In the meantime your free....