Not stocks. Just buy those things.
I mean, what sounds better?
1. My portfolio has returned quite well over the last 3 quarters.
or
2. Man, this broad was rubbing my leg as I was getting up to 225 clicks on the Don, then we hit the exit, and went to this shitty bar. It was wet T-shirt night, and the guys started smearing the winner's chest with pepperoni. After that me and Rohanna hit a kegger till 6 where there was a guy with a pet snake called Fluffy! Cost me a shit-load, but I got some, and I think I might do it next weekend!
-istp
