What's your favorite quote you have ever heard?

fanspeed · Post by **fanspeed** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 6:52 pm

"point your toes boys, we're going deep on this on"

Lear test pilots

grey_cap · Post by **grey_cap** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:05 pm

"Hold my drink and watch this"

Maybe in the "famous last words" thread

Adiabatic · Post by **Adiabatic** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:05 pm

I'm a man, I can change, if I have to, I guess
-Red Green

Squidward · Post by **Squidward** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:22 pm

Its 106 miles to Chicago, We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes ,its dark outside and we're wearing sunglasses..........................hit it!!

Blues Brothers (1980)

one of the best movie quotes EVER!!!

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:26 pm

dude, we're at fl410.
holy [bleep] dude

Phillip Banks · Post by **Phillip Banks** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:46 pm

Snowgoose wrote:Sex is a lot like air, you really only notice when you're not getting any.

I disagree who doesnt notice when they are getting sex...poor quote

Phillip Banks · Post by **Phillip Banks** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:49 pm

"I thought the Rockey Mountains would be rockier than this...that John Denver is full of shit man"

Lloyd Christmas

happily.retired · Post by **happily.retired** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:51 pm

Men are like slinkies - not really good for anything but it still makes you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

bmc · Post by **bmc** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:52 pm

If you get a chance to @#$! off, take it.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:58 am

Phillip Banks wrote:
Snowgoose wrote:Sex is a lot like air, you really only notice when you're not getting any.
I disagree who doesnt notice when they are getting sex...poor quote

Havin' a bit of a dry spell there Phil?

Falken · Post by **Falken** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:15 am

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

- Fight Club

I know, quotes from a movie may not be quite as profound as some of the stuff people have been posting, but I think this one in particular makes a lot of sense.

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 6:28 am

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the (fudge) a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

-Pulp Fiction

mcrit · Post by **mcrit** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:43 am

If you have a personality, it will piss someone off.

heavymetal · Post by **heavymetal** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:44 am

"Tell me now, Howe, since you are older and wiser, by what ends does a man ever partially control his fate?...
...Let us admit, then, that the complete answer may only be revealed when it can no longer serve those most interested."

Ernest K Gann, Fate is the Hunter

Icebound · Post by **Icebound** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:12 am

,,,

*** A great civilization is not conquered from without until it
has destroyed itself from within. ***

- Ariel Durant 1898-1981

(also paraphrased as :

*** And yet it is from within that most nations fall ***

- Yeesha, MYST PC game character, (c) 2003 Ubisoft, Cyan
)

...

Phillip Banks · Post by **Phillip Banks** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:26 am

Snowgoose wrote:
Phillip Banks wrote:
Snowgoose wrote:Sex is a lot like air, you really only notice when you're not getting any.
I disagree who doesnt notice when they are getting sex...poor quote
Havin' a bit of a dry spell there Phil?

ya

laticsdave · Post by **laticsdave** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:02 pm

"Dave, do you want to @#$! me?" - from a chick I had the hots for

Phillip Banks · Post by **Phillip Banks** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:08 am

"its like speed 2 only with a bus instead of a boat"
Millhouse

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:56 am

"Death is just nature's way of telling you to watch your airspeed."

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:58 am

"The aircraft limits are only there in case there is another flight by that particular aircraft. If subsequent flights do not appear likely, there are no limits."

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 10:59 am

"Flying is a great way of life for men who want to feel like boys, but not for those who still are."

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:01 am

"I've flown in both pilot seats, can someone tell me why the other one is always occupied by an idiot?"

Adiabatic · Post by **Adiabatic** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:00 pm

bmc wrote:If you get a chance to @#$! off, take it.

Nice one, next time i loose my temper, i'll be sure to use it

tired of the ground · Post by **tired of the ground** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:09 pm

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

bmc · Post by **bmc** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:26 am

Adiabatic wrote:
bmc wrote:If you get a chance to @#$! off, take it.
Nice one, next time i loose my temper, i'll be sure to use it

The people you meet when you don't have a gun.