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Post by w squared »

False, but it makes me hungry. Wait, I think we've already covered this ground...

The person below me will take this thread in a completely new and original direction. PLEASE!
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Please don't tell my mother that I work in the Oilpatch...she still thinks that I'm the piano player at a whorehouse.
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Post by petite »

True....ummmmm original eh.

The person below me knows the punchline to the joke "Why do cowboys wear belt buckles?"
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Post by 5x5 »

True. But thankfully it's a very short joke. Not like this @#$%@$%% thread. It's also, pretty lame. Just LIKE this thread.


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Post by Dispatch »

This thread is like the radio, if you don't like what your listening too, stop listening....so if you don't like the thread, don't read it

The person above me is just another sabatoger of this great thread

The person below after reading about the cops busting the 2 playboy models in San Antonio, went and searched there names in google
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Post by split s »

Yes you are right! I did!

the person below wanked off after seeing their photo's! :lol:
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Post by flyinhigh »

False, they did it for me

The person below me is getting suckered in to go to the girlfriends parents house for christmas.
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Post by TG »

False, I'll be working.

The person below me which to get suckered in to go to the girlfriends parents house for christmas.
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Post by w squared »

False! I've already pissed her mom off enough that I'm not welcome. I wonder how I did that...WHO CARES! No in-laws to deal with.

The person below me would like to know how I managed that.
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Post by Medium Pimpin »

True ... i would like to know more about that


is it because the person below me sold their mother to a pimp for a job at air canada?
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Post by w squared »

False. Although that's an idea...anyone know any pimps that also work in HR for a major carrier?

The person below me isn't sure whether they're disgusted or impressed by the idea.
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Post by cyyz »

w squared wrote:The person below me isn't sure whether they're disgusted or impressed by the idea.
False, I'm impressed.

The person below me wants to help me commit white collar fraud...
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Post by Dispatch »

True, but the plans are already in place, 50/50 deal if your with me

The person below me is really starting to wonder if he should ask to join the plan as discussed above
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True, but to late for them, I'm in. PM with the details. =)

The person below us is upset about not being allowed in, now they're PMing dispatch to see if we could go 33% 3 ways.
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False! I came up with the plan, remember! Or were we talking about the white collar fraud? Or should we just roll them all into one? That way we can all get jobs with AC or Cathay, and then have enough money to start our own airline...wait...that'd just make us poor again. But think of all the hours we could rack up!

The person below me wants to fly for the new startup airline that's going to make us all poor again. They even know a pimp that they can sell their mother to in order to finance the $50K training bond that we'll be asking for.
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Post by Av100LL »

True, but im gonna have to ask you to look past the color blindness


The person below me has swllowed about as much Glycol as i have today and is cursing the weather with the same intensity...
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Post by TG »

False! and true! no glycol but cursing the weather.

The person below me is married and would like to try deicing type IV on his wife to have more sex.
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Post by Yoyoma »

False, I prefer the whip. 8)

The person below me is marhghhjnngnnngnnngnnn...zzzzzzzzzz...zzzzzzzzzz
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Post by Guido »

False. I'm not, and you can't prove otherwise.

The person below me is impressed with the amount of time it probably took Yoyoma to fidddle with those fonts.
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Post by w squared »

True? False? I'm either impressed or disgusted. Not sure which.

The person below me is also feeling indecisive this morning.
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Post by Dispatch »

true, and in our line of work, that could be costly

The person below me wants to know what Dispatchers really do all day long while planes are flying.
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Post by heavymetal »

False, I know they find a female of the canine variety and procede to seduce it all day.

The person below me is has caught several people with said dog.
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Post by TG »

False! true! I don't know, I will ask the security dog.

The person below me have seen an UFO while operating undercover in area 51
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False.

The person below me has done aerobatics in a Zlin.
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true. But I'm really just editing a double post.

The person below me knows what "Jesus Juice" is.
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Post by Guido »

Tralse. I'm thinking it's the same as the purple juice of Jonestown...

The person below me will verify this for me.
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