Best Quotes

N2 · Post by N2 » Fri Dec 23, 2005 2:47 pm

"You can learn to fly in hours, it takes years to learn when not to."

This is one of the better ones I have come across on the board! Thanks to Cat for this one.

BTD · Post by **BTD** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:01 pm

Good in a different way, but I like,

"Hey... Check this out."

just clearing the trees · Fri Dec 23, 2005 3:57 pm

Never fly with someone more "brave" than you.

Special K · Post by **Special K** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:05 pm

'Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you'

Other then Cobain, I don't know who said it.

HoHoHo
K

planett · Post by **planett** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:15 pm

"Video evidence is Tantramar to the truth Randy."

Jim Lahey.

xsbank · Post by **xsbank** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:48 pm

"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Snowgoose · Post by **Snowgoose** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 6:24 pm

"Semper ubi sububi"

Always wear underwear

stuckmike · Post by **stuckmike** » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:37 pm

My Dad's personal favorite...

"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know."

or the always hilarious quote coming from the grizzled Vet to my left..

"CRM?.....I'll tell you what CRM is ...... This is the cockpit......you are the resource...and I am the management."

cheers[/b]

buck82 · Post by **buck82** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:00 am

I'm not conceited.... just better than you.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 8:19 am

"Your arsehole is pumping oil"

-My Grandfather

MRO · Post by **MRO** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:19 am

"Lets make like spoons and spoon"

or a real one that I think is good

"Luck only comes to those who are prepared"

"Dream as if you will live forever, live as if you will die today"

TG · Post by TG » Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:55 am

"Eat your vegetables, it won't block your arsehole"

-My Grandma

oldtimer · Post by **oldtimer** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:17 pm

Never do anything stupid - quickly !!!

WJ700 · Post by **WJ700** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:33 pm

"Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder."

SierraPoppa · Post by **SierraPoppa** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:40 pm

xsbank wrote:"Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole."

Jesus loves me, but he can't stand you.

SierraPoppa · Post by **SierraPoppa** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:44 pm

planett wrote:"Video evidence is Tantramar to the truth Randy."

Jim Lahey.

What the h*ll is Tantramar????

Perhaps you meant "tantamount". http://www.bartleby.com/61/2/T0040200.html

w squared · Post by **w squared** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:50 pm

No, I'm pretty sure that he meant tantramar. At least if he was quoting My. Leahy accurately.

"Boy, I am the liquor!"

-Jim Leahy

whipline · Post by **whipline** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 4:21 pm

I got drunk on two beers...11 and 12!

My favourite as told by one of the ottawa senetors when they first joined the NHL and couldn't win a game to save their lives.

"we don't have a bad team..we just play in a really good league"

broompusher · Post by **broompusher** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:28 pm

Advice from my Dad:

Son, always remember to engage brain before mouth

Big Pistons Forever · Post by **Big Pistons Forever** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 6:19 pm

When you start flying you are issued with two imaginary buckets.

One is labelled "Luck" and is full. The other is labelled "Experience" and is empty.

The trick is to fill up the experience bucket before the luck bucket goes dry.

Blue_Rider · Post by **Blue_Rider** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:02 pm

-Why tip-toe through life, only to arrive safely at deaths door.-

N2 · Post by N2 » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:05 pm

Another great quote from Mr. George Carlin..."It's ok to prick your finger...but don't finger your prick!"

planett · Post by **planett** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:07 pm

Sierra Poppa,

Tantramar is an area between NS and NB known for it's view from the Trans Canada highway and it's marshes etc. Just the sort of word that Jim Lahey would use when he meant to say tantamount.

Vote for Pedro.

SierraPoppa · Post by **SierraPoppa** » Sat Dec 24, 2005 9:36 pm

planett wrote:Sierra Poppa,

Tantramar is an area between NS and NB known for it's view from the Trans Canada highway and it's marshes etc. Just the sort of word that Jim Lahey would use when he meant to say tantamount.

Vote for Pedro.

Thanks.

av8tor_assrope · Post by **av8tor_assrope** » Sun Dec 25, 2005 12:52 am

"Cowards die many times before their deaths"

"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight"

"Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on"

"All those curves, and me with no brakes"

"Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it."

...and for the finale.....which i once got slapped for:

If a girl asks, "Do you have the time?" You say, "Yea, do you have the energy."