Boys, I got married.

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Boys, I got married.

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So you have probably wondered where ol' shooter has been? Well let me tell you what it is like to plan a wedding up here in Entrails, Saskatchewan. It's a bit time consuming. Well, I am finally on honeymoon down here in the peg' and thought it was time to check in and show er' how dreams can come true. Marry a sweety boys, @#$! pullin and pushin' the sticks in your tin cans all day...MARRY A SWEETY.


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The Good-Time Party Troop

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Match made in heaven

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Pour some sugar on me

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TAKEN!


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Alyways and forever.
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She's as sweet as applebutter!
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OMFG! :shock:
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Corn-shoot;
Thank god you're finally back. I had the gun in my mouth and was about to pull the trigger until you gave me a reason to live. Best of luck with your new blushing bride. Those look like some nice child bearin' hips (yours that is).
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What...no racy pictures of the bridesmaids? If they're anything like the bride and the west of the wedding party, I wanna see 'em!
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I can tell your going to produce some really fine looking kids Corn Shoot your one lucky man. :roll: You must have had to scour Saskatchewan to find such a fine looking girl.
I hope your not the jealous type because as your photo suggests she's an ass grabber and will need to be watched for the first little bit. :wink:
Good luck and many happy returns
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i think i'm going to barf
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I love you Corn :smt044
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Best laugh I've had in a long time! Thanks Cornshoot. Congratulations!
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PPP wrote:i think i'm going to barf
Beat ya too it!!! :vom:
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SkyWolfe wrote:
PPP wrote:i think i'm going to barf
Beat ya too it!!! :vom:
Who are you to question true love? Not everyone can be of good breeding stock. We need our bellringers and evil stepsisters. Abercrombie and Fitch can't produce thems people!
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You just made me puke in my soup. :smt078


I mean, CS, I'm very happy for you and your true love. May we all be so lucky.
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Post by Sulako »

You definitely should post pics of your wedding night. I can only imagine the incredible things you saw that evening, after the guests departed.
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Sulako wrote:You definitely should post pics of your wedding night. I can only imagine the incredible things you saw that evening, after the guests departed.
Good idea! Let's see some scat!
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Maybe we saw the honeymoon in the "things your boss did" post

Had a good laugh - thanx CS
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Thanks for sending along a honeymoon pic Corn Shoot, looks like you had a great time :lol:
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Congrats! You two will have some beautiful children together. Be fruitful and multiply!!! The world needs more of ya!

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That is what I have been looking for in a woman. Keep me warm in the winter and shady in the summer.
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i put a pizza in the oven about ten minutes ago. i think i'll take it out.... i just lost my appetite......
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Woooeeey doggie, pass the corn pohn an hog jowls, thats one hot momma :smt035 , that there fellurs got some real taste.
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Bubbaganoosh wrote:Woooeeey doggie, pass the corn pohn an hog jowls, thats one hot momma :smt035 , that there fellurs got some real taste.

Yeah, up his ass that is, they'll probably have to call in an extraction team to get him out of the mattress cracks :wink: then again, corn shoot aint exactly the bell of the ball, did you have a look at those ivories?? He could chew corn through a picket fence. Looks like the ozark clans have had a few drownings in the ole gene pool :lol:
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Post by Bubbaganoosh »

Hey corn dog, don't take it personal, there is a lot of jealousy around this forum. :mrgreen:
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Perhaps an inbreading lecture is required... :smt045
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:lol: Im thinking corn dog and pumpkin are gonna have some real fine lookin offspring. yessirie
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