2006 Avcanada Awards - Category and Nominations

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:29 pm

Please shit out categories and nominations in this thread...we'll throw down a number of polls later.

Mods...sticky this please.

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 4:33 pm

-Best thread
-Best troll thread
-Best flame inflicted
-Most intelligent poster
-Worst avatar
-Best avatar
-Hottest female poster
-Hottest male poster
-Biggest event thread (most important)

etc...

SkyWolfe · Post by **SkyWolfe** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:54 pm

Best irrelevent post starter... I nominate Haz

cloudcounter · Post by **cloudcounter** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:04 pm

ditto

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:09 pm

SkyWolfe wrote:Best irrelevent post starter... I nominate Haz

I love pilots!

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:22 pm

haha this post is wicked! i nominate haz just for thinking of it

DeskDriver · Post by **DeskDriver** » Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:33 pm

I'd like to nominate myself for the Most Intelligent poster. Since I'm the only one here really qualified to decide who the winner is, I'll just give this award to myself.

The award for the Least Intelligent Poster is a draw and will be thus awarded to everyone but me.

short bus · Post by **short bus** » Sun Jan 21, 2007 12:34 pm

Not sure about the intelligence thing, but you definitely get my vote for most arrogant post ever.

Kilo-Kilo · Post by **Kilo-Kilo** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 1:40 pm

-Best use of a highjacked signature photo.

Stan_Cooper · Post by **Stan_Cooper** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:10 pm

-Poster with the biggest e-penis

a term used in connection with internet-related boasting or toughguy-ness. The more one boasts the larger his e-penis can be said to be. The term is a mildly insulting comparison of one's unconfirmable boasts with individuals' boasts of their penile length

pika · Post by **pika** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:11 pm

I'd like to nominate myself for the Most Intelligent poster. Since I'm the only one here really qualified to decide who the winner is, I'll just give this award to myself.

Congratulations Desk Driver! I was just about to nominate you for the same.

DeskDriver · Post by **DeskDriver** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:07 pm

short bus wrote:Not sure about the intelligence thing, but you definitely get my vote for most arrogant post ever.

Sigh. Wordnet lists the following definition for arrogant:

having or showing feelings of unwarranted importance out of overbearing pride; "an arrogant official"; "arrogant claims"; "chesty as a peacock"

Pointing out my vastly superior intelligence is not unwarranted. Most of the folks here would be too stupid to recognize my superiority. I think this is the sort of thing that I ought to point out *more* often.

Hedley · Post by **Hedley** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:57 pm

It's true, DeskDriver - compared to you, most of the rest of the human race has the IQ of a carrot. You've got the "most intelligent" category sewn up ... but look in your rear view mirror! In the immortal words of Jackie Gleason: "I'm tail-grabbing your *ss right now!". You've got some serious competition for the "most arrogant" poster! Plus, I'm paying off the judges more than you are

Don't you just love awards season?

P.S. Do you absolutely have to be in rehab to be a nominee, or can you just have been recently released?

... · Post by **...** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:09 pm

New category(s)...

1. most likely to get booty off of Avcanada.

2. Biggest mouth piece.

3. Biggest fan of pumpkin pie on this site

4. Most likely to date Chantal...again

SYT_YYZ · Post by **SYT_YYZ** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:56 pm

I nominate cloddy for "most likey to get booty off avcanada" ....

Dust Devil · Post by **Dust Devil** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 3:01 pm

SYT_YYZ wrote:I nominate cloddy for "most likey to get booty off avcanada" ....

I think it's only fitting that we have pictures as proof.

Chantal · Post by **Chantal** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:44 pm

Special category:

Most immature, arrogant, disliked Mod

... · Post by **...** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:13 pm

Chantal wrote:

Special category:

Most immature, arrogant, disliked Mod

MEEEEEEE I WIN I WIN I WIN

I'd like to thank the Avcademy...also the voices in my head, and more than not...my supporting wife Chantal. If it were not for you...I'd wouldnt be here babe!!!

Drinks are on me!!!! Friday night @ The Hamilton Strip...RVSP through Haz.

Dash-Ate · Post by **Dash-Ate** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:53 pm

Chantal wrote:

Special category:

Most immature, arrogant, disliked Mod

I think we should replace him with deskgo.

Let's have a vote.

bandaid · Post by **bandaid** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:03 pm

Hey Birdy, my dad is bigger than your dad.

... · Post by **...** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:54 pm

Dash-Ate wrote:
Chantal wrote:

Special category:

Most immature, arrogant, disliked Mod

I think we should replace him with deskgo.

Let's have a vote.

I say instead of that we have a new category....the Best stalker.

You steal and use my avatars my smiles and who knows what else.

There are laws against (cyber) celebrity stalking you know

... · Post by **...** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 1:56 pm

bandaid wrote:Hey Birdy, my dad is bigger than your dad.

No fair!!!! I don't know who my daddy is.

DeskDriver · Post by **DeskDriver** » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:42 pm

Birddog, Let me help you out. Your daddy.. Your daddy is also your brother.

Kilo-Kilo · Post by **Kilo-Kilo** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:48 pm

We can't forget:

Best in Bombay Film Festival Award

hazatude · Post by **hazatude** » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:48 pm

Who is going to make a poll out of this mess?