SQ Prohibits Sex In Their A380 Suites

THEICEMAN · Post by **THEICEMAN** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:13 am

This one is just too good....

According to an article in The Times. If it depends on SQ they will not allow couples who booked a double bed in
R-class to engage in lovemaking.
"if couples engage in inapropriate activities we will kindly request them to stop. There are acceptable and unacceptable
things in an airplane. The same rules apply in the double suites as in the rest of the airplane." a SQ spokesman said.

Australian couple Tony and Julie Elwood who where one of the first couples to book such a suite on the Ebay flight
don't understand. "They give you a double bed,privacy and loads of champagne but won't allow you in the most natural
act that could come of this"

desksgo · Post by **desksgo** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:29 am

Ugh that's what the airport bathrooms are for. God people are freaks.

Krashman · Post by **Krashman** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 9:05 am

No problems here... giver!

bobcaygeon · Post by **bobcaygeon** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:12 am

For what their charging, there should be a couple of 18 year old Thai call girls included

CAL · Post by **CAL** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:40 am

I would say.....I wonder how long these 'suites' will last......it wont be long until they are converted to an additional 30 seats....

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:17 am

The other thing is that these "suites" aren't exactly enclosed rooms... yes, they have enclosed walls, but they only go up to eye-level in height... i.e. there's no roof! And having read how quiet the A380 is.... well... sound carries

ScudRunner · Post by **ScudRunner** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 2:29 pm

I use to fly a Cessna 207 around with people getting it on in the back, at least the pilots of an A380 won't feel the passenger induced turbulence.

Old fella · Post by **Old fella** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:04 pm

THEICEMAN wrote:This one is just too good....

According to an article in The Times. If it depends on SQ they will not allow couples who booked a double bed in
R-class to engage in lovemaking.
"if couples engage in inapropriate activities we will kindly request them to stop. There are acceptable and unacceptable
things in an airplane. The same rules apply in the double suites as in the rest of the airplane." a SQ spokesman said.

Australian couple Tony and Julie Elwood who where one of the first couples to book such a suite on the Ebay flight
don't understand. "They give you a double bed,privacy and loads of champagne but won't allow you in the most natural
act that could come of this"

This couple probably looking for bragging rights (cozy bed, plenty of bubbly, warm ass), at the next house party... "Never guess what we did on the inaugural....."

Probably a young couple though..... we older guys have the knack to slip it in quietly when teenagers are still about the house!!!!!!

groundpilot · Post by **groundpilot** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:17 pm

. wrote:I use to fly a Cessna 207 around with people getting it on in the back, at least the pilots of an A380 won't feel the passenger induced turbulence.

Where was this? How could that not be ackward?

ScudRunner · Post by **ScudRunner** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 10:07 pm

Out of Pemberton BC, called Love Air operated by Coastal Mountain Air. The two seats behind the pilot where left in, the aft area had a futon in the back with red sheets and a heart shaped pillow. There was a curtain behind the pilot. Once up they where free to "move about the cabin". Pilot draws the Curtain and bow chicka wow wow. Once a mile up we would toss a flag over the curtian that said a mile high, then when on the way back down there was a 5 minute warning flag tossed over for them to get back in there seats for landing. Other than the movement of people shagging in the back it really wasnt that bad as the pilot it was my choice where to take them over the mountains I would useally go exploring.

But you think a 207 was bad the guys who flew the year before only had a 206.

THEICEMAN · Post by **THEICEMAN** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 12:13 pm

. wrote:Out of Pemberton BC, called Love Air operated by Coastal Mountain Air. The two seats behind the pilot where left in, the aft area had a futon in the back with red sheets and a heart shaped pillow. There was a curtain behind the pilot. Once up they where free to "move about the cabin". Pilot draws the Curtain and bow chicka wow wow. Once a mile up we would toss a flag over the curtian that said a mile high, then when on the way back down there was a 5 minute warning flag tossed over for them to get back in there seats for landing. Other than the movement of people shagging in the back it really wasnt that bad as the pilot it was my choice where to take them over the mountains I would useally go exploring.

But you think a 207 was bad the guys who flew the year before only had a 206.

That's freakin great! Does this company still exist?

I just love the options for young pilots: Instructor, fire patrol, twoing banners, air taxi & flying horny couples

.......how long did u work there?

superiorwhore · Post by **superiorwhore** » Wed Oct 31, 2007 4:23 pm

I thought the ceiling of the 207 I flew in had a mis coloured ceiling.

ScudRunner · Post by **ScudRunner** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:48 am

That's freakin great! Does this company still exist?

I just love the options for young pilots: Instructor, fire patrol, twoing banners, air taxi & flying horny couples

.......how long did u work there?

This was back in 2003, I flew there for that season lots of fun but living next to Whistler only make $50 bucks a day wasnt

, the company no longer exists.

Chickaddd · Post by **Chickaddd** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:57 pm

I pity the groomer they had, or was it you too?

ScudRunner · Post by **ScudRunner** » Thu Nov 01, 2007 5:21 pm

Surgical gloves on and the sheets went straight in the trash

ahramin · Post by **ahramin** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:01 pm

I thought they got to keep the sheets.

EI-EIO · Post by **EI-EIO** » Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:54 pm

Can't see VS taking that attitude when they get theirs

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